Pompeo and Kim

(National Public Radio)
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Pompeo and Kim ~ make mind poop

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This televangelist is asking his followers to buy him a $54 million private jet

(CNN)

Jesse Duplantis = Jet issued plans

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Image: Sin-Killa

US child migrants: Ivanka's mother and child photo sparks backlash

(BBC)

Theodore Kushner's image = Um, he is not kosher, agreed?

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Why did Donald Trump cancel the North Korea summit with Kim Jong-un and when was the Singapore meeting agreed?

(The Sun)

Uh, note Trump's response to hothead Kim = He postponed the US-North Korea summit

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Image: Carsten S.

Ronaldinho reportedly marrying two women at same time

(Yahoo!)

Ronaldinho reportedly marrying two women at same time = Trend in polygamy: two, three, or more new, mild inamoratas

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Image: Clube Atlético Mineiro

Morgan Freeman accused of sexual harassment by multiple women

(The Independent)

That thespian Morgan Freeman is being accused ~ of harassment. Adage: "Bang it!" Such impertinence!

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Israel Launched World's First Air Strike Using F-35 Stealth Fighters, Air Force Chief Says

(Haaretz Newspaper)

Israeli stealth war plane ~ will trash Palestine area

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Trump admits to using alias "David Dennison"

(NBC News)

David Dennison = Avid Don sinned

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Who is MIT professor Neri Oxman, Brad Pitt's rumored new lady friend?

(HelloGiggles)

The brainy MIT professor of architecture and design Neri Oxman
=
Oh, offscreen her dear man is sexy actor Brad Pitt, meriting union
=
Offscreen her dear man is sexy actor Brad Pitt (enough mini intro)

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'Living fossil' giant salamander heading for extinction

(BBC)

The giant salamander = Ahem, in danger, at last

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Image: James Joel

Deadly Nipah virus claims victims in India

(BBC)

The Nipah Virus = Harsh, punitive

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Royal Wedding: Bishop Michael Curry delivers powerful, passionate sermon

(Global News)

Michael Curry, the Bishop of the Episcopalians = Oafs hear such optimistic hyperbole in chapel

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The startling National Geographic cover photo that captures the plastic crisis

(The New Zealand Herald)

National Geographic's cover shows ~ plastic in ocean. Oh, how gross....grave.

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Kilauea Volcano Erupts on Hawaii's Big Island, but Scientists Say It's Not the "Big One"

(The New York Times)

The Big Island of Hawaii ~ is flowing a bit. Aha, hide!

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Image: Chris Favero

"Be wary of social media," Pope Francis warns nuns

(The Italian Insider)

Pope Francis gives the nuns some social media instruction = His input includes a memo on accessing favorite porn sites

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Tom Wolfe has died at 88

(Vanity Fair)

Tom Wolfe has died = Somewhat odd life

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58 killed in Gaza as US embassy opens in Jerusalem

(Sky News)

The relocation of the United States Embassy = Israel to detect it may be unsafe then shoots

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Royal wedding bells to ring for unlikely couple

(The Irish Independent)

Royal wedding bells = Legally bed Windsor

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Israel's Netta Barzilai Wins Eurovision Song Contest 2018

(Jerusalem Post)

It is not over until the colorful obese lady sings to be the ~ labile busty titleholder of the Eurovision Song Contest

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Reddit mixup: gender nonbinary

(Slate.com)

Reddit mixup: gender nonbinary = experiment in groin, buddy? Darn!

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Image: Anders Sandberg