Porsche Taycan name announced for 2019 Mission E electric GT car

(The Daily Express)

Porsche Taycan = Car has potency

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Gena Turgel, Holocaust survivor known as Bride of Belsen, dies

(The Guardian)

The Bride of Belsen = Life ebbed - not hers

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Anthony Bourdain: Celebrity chef found dead at 61

(BBC)

The US celebrity chef Anthony Michael Bourdain has killed himself = Hah, it's a humble life soundly celebrated for alchemy in his kitchen

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These men hate women so much they've sworn off sex and refuse to speak to them: Meet the "Men Going Their Own Way"

(The Sun)

"Men Going Their Own Way" = Now writing a hegemony = Women nag - why ignore it? = Ignoring the women way

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Europe expects to be hit by US tariffs on steel and aluminum

(Houston Chronicle)

Europe expects to be hit by US tariffs on steel and aluminum = As Trump's fees compound our allies' anxiety. But, the benefit?

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Trump: "I have the absolute right to PARDON myself"

(CNBC)

USA reprimands POTUS = Trump issues a pardon

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Teens ditching Facebook

(CNN)

Teens ditching Facebook = Fact: kids' niche to be gone

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Jimmy Page wins delay against Robbie Williams home construction

(KSHE95)

The Grade I listed building owned by Jimmy Page = Judge may deny Robbie Williams dig depth... Get in!

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Pompeo and Kim

(National Public Radio)
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Pompeo and Kim ~ make mind poop

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This televangelist is asking his followers to buy him a $54 million private jet

(CNN)

Jesse Duplantis = Jet issued plans

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US child migrants: Ivanka's mother and child photo sparks backlash

(BBC)

Theodore Kushner's image = Um, he is not kosher, agreed?

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Why did Donald Trump cancel the North Korea summit with Kim Jong-un and when was the Singapore meeting agreed?

(The Sun)

Uh, note Trump's response to hothead Kim = He postponed the US-North Korea summit

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Ronaldinho reportedly marrying two women at same time

(Yahoo!)

Ronaldinho reportedly marrying two women at same time = Trend in polygamy: two, three, or more new, mild inamoratas

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Morgan Freeman accused of sexual harassment by multiple women

(The Independent)

That thespian Morgan Freeman is being accused ~ of harassment. Adage: "Bang it!" Such impertinence!

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Israel Launched World's First Air Strike Using F-35 Stealth Fighters, Air Force Chief Says

(Haaretz Newspaper)

Israeli stealth war plane ~ will trash Palestine area

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Trump admits to using alias "David Dennison"

(NBC News)

David Dennison = Avid Don sinned

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Who is MIT professor Neri Oxman, Brad Pitt's rumored new lady friend?

(HelloGiggles)

The brainy MIT professor of architecture and design Neri Oxman
=
Oh, offscreen her dear man is sexy actor Brad Pitt, meriting union
=
Offscreen her dear man is sexy actor Brad Pitt (enough mini intro)

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'Living fossil' giant salamander heading for extinction

(BBC)

The giant salamander = Ahem, in danger, at last

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Deadly Nipah virus claims victims in India

(BBC)

The Nipah Virus = Harsh, punitive

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Royal Wedding: Bishop Michael Curry delivers powerful, passionate sermon

(Global News)

Michael Curry, the Bishop of the Episcopalians = Oafs hear such optimistic hyperbole in chapel

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