Baobab Trees Dying Off

(HowStuffWorks)

Baobab Trees Are Dying Off = giraffe, baboons betrayed

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Instagram Influencers Are Ruining Everything, Including Luxury Hotels

(Jezebel)

Infernal schemers touting as ~ those Instagram influencers

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Robert De Niro's surprise Tony Awards outburst stuns audience

(News.com.au)

A doyen thwarts ~ the Tony Awards

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Donald Trump-Kim Jong Un Singapore Meeting Live Updates: "I Know When Someone Wants To Deal," Says Trump

(NDTV)

President Trump and North Korea's Chairman Kim meet in Singapore = Inept men: orange-haired conman smirks at pumpkin-head terrorist

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Robert De Niro gets to the point, says "Fuck Trump" on live Tonys telecast

(AV Club)

De Niro says "Fuck Trump" = Actor: "Suspend fury, Kim."

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IHOP Becomes IHOb, The International House Of ... Burgers

(National Public Radio)

IHOP becomes IHOb, The International House Of ... Burgers=Oh, here...turn P on the signs to b (beef). Ooh, bilious America!

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Porsche Taycan name announced for 2019 Mission E electric GT car

(The Daily Express)

Porsche Taycan = Car has potency

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Gena Turgel, Holocaust survivor known as Bride of Belsen, dies

(The Guardian)

The Bride of Belsen = Life ebbed - not hers

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Anthony Bourdain: Celebrity chef found dead at 61

(BBC)

The US celebrity chef Anthony Michael Bourdain has killed himself = Hah, it's a humble life soundly celebrated for alchemy in his kitchen

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These men hate women so much they've sworn off sex and refuse to speak to them: Meet the "Men Going Their Own Way"

(The Sun)

"Men Going Their Own Way" = Now writing a hegemony = Women nag - why ignore it? = Ignoring the women way

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Europe expects to be hit by US tariffs on steel and aluminum

(Houston Chronicle)

Europe expects to be hit by US tariffs on steel and aluminum = As Trump's fees compound our allies' anxiety. But, the benefit?

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Trump: "I have the absolute right to PARDON myself"

(CNBC)

USA reprimands POTUS = Trump issues a pardon

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Teens ditching Facebook

(CNN)

Teens ditching Facebook = Fact: kids' niche to be gone

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Jimmy Page wins delay against Robbie Williams home construction

(KSHE95)

The Grade I listed building owned by Jimmy Page = Judge may deny Robbie Williams dig depth... Get in!

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Pompeo and Kim

(National Public Radio)
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Pompeo and Kim ~ make mind poop

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This televangelist is asking his followers to buy him a $54 million private jet

(CNN)

Jesse Duplantis = Jet issued plans

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US child migrants: Ivanka's mother and child photo sparks backlash

(BBC)

Theodore Kushner's image = Um, he is not kosher, agreed?

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Why did Donald Trump cancel the North Korea summit with Kim Jong-un and when was the Singapore meeting agreed?

(The Sun)

Uh, note Trump's response to hothead Kim = He postponed the US-North Korea summit

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Ronaldinho reportedly marrying two women at same time

(Yahoo!)

Ronaldinho reportedly marrying two women at same time = Trend in polygamy: two, three, or more new, mild inamoratas

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Morgan Freeman accused of sexual harassment by multiple women

(The Independent)

That thespian Morgan Freeman is being accused ~ of harassment. Adage: "Bang it!" Such impertinence!

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