Neymar's embarrassing play-acting overshadows superb Brazil victory over Mexico

(The Daily Telegraph)

Neymar da Silva Santos Junior isn't Pele = Loves inept sensational injury dramas

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Our ancient dogs are extinct

(Gizmodo)

Our ancient dogs are extinct ~ (I got turned into a sex cancer!)

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Rare southern right whale spotted in Wellington Harbour

(The New Zealand Herald)

Big indolent southern right whale ~ sighted in the Wellington harbour

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GOP House candidate went on neo-Nazi podcast to promote Holocaust denial

(Think Progress)

GOP congressional candidate John Fitzgerald = God help, cold gangster or fanatic joined Nazis!

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Thailand cave rescue: How can rescuers free the boys?

(BBC)
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Thailand cave rescue ~ as children evacuate

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Police Dash Cam Shows the Moment Tornado Struck the City of Eureka

(Yahoo!)

Tornado Struck the City of Eureka = Nature set for touch, ready to kick

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Australian supermarkets work to prevent 'bag rage' as plastics ban takes effect

(The Daily Telegraph)

"Bag rage" = Garbage

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Model Marisa Papen sparks fury posing NAKED in front of Jerusalem's Wailing Wall a year after being jailed for nude Egyptian temple photoshoot

(The Sun)
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Marisa Papen, the model from Belgium, strips naked
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I'd bet smug tramp risked a melanoma of her nipples
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Mmm - to leer at images of her nipples and dark pubis

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Gruppen-Finale gegen Südkorea Wie gut ist die Mannschaft wirklich?

(Mitteldeutschland)

Mean fans ditch ~ die Mannschaft

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10 Most Dangerous Countries in the World for Women

(Haaretz Newspaper)

A League Table of the Most Nasty, Vile, Dangerous Countries in the World for Women 1. India 2. Afghanistan 3. Syria 4. Somalia 5. Saudi Arabia 6. Pakistan 7. The Democratic Republic of Congo 8. Yemen 9. Nigeria 10. The United States

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Reasons Why 1. Rape, death 2. Taliban ideology, tetanus 3. Abuse, fear, gas, death 4. Female genital circumcision, gaol 5. Torture, veil 6. Domination, distrust 7. Anarchy, infection 8. Famine, age 9. Boko Haram, AIDS 10. Weinstein, POTUS

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Iran's Carlos Queiroz criticises VAR for creating confusion

(Besoccer)

Video Assistant = It is voted an ass

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Banksy strikes again? Provocative murals appear in Paris

(Deutsche Welle)

Sprays ink - I ban ~ Banksy in Paris

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Virginia Mother Shoots Man Who Tried to Break into Home to Meet Her 14-Year-Old Daughter

(Newsweek)

Troy Skinner = Risk on entry

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Yulin dog meat festival 2018 -- what is it and what has the Humane Society International called for?

(The Sun)
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The Yulin Dog Meat Festival = Vile, ghastly, often a tedium

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Jacinda Ardern and Clarke Gayford have named their daughter Neve Te Aroha Ardern Gayford

(Newstalk ZB)
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Miss Neve Te Aroha Ardern Gayford = I daresay (and fear) mother governs = Dad a veteran fisherman, sorry ego = Aye, Ma a stern governor, Dad fisher

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Aquarius migrant rescue ship arrives in Spain

(Reuters)
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The Aquarius migrant rescue ship ~ has merit pursuing quite a search

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Jogger accidentally crosses US border from Canada and is held for two weeks

(The Guardian)

Men collared a ~ Cedella Roman = Manacled role = Cell, one drama

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Koko, the gorilla who mastered sign language, has died

(CNN)

Koko, the gorilla who mastered sign language, has died=Older, she makes a weak signal, "Good night". Head out, girl!

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Jacinda Ardern baby: New Zealand prime minister gives birth to a girl

(The Guardian)
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The Labour Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern = Amazed fans drawl "Rejoice! A preeminent birth in our land!"

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Trump reverses migrant separation policy

(YouTube)

The United States migrant separation policy has been reversed = Set strategy: separate, detain the children ... imprison, abuse, oven?

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