Belgium Advances to W.C. Semi-finals

(USA Today)

Belgium Advances to W.C. Semi-finals = Side's win magic! Club fans love team

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Cave expert: Why it's so hard to get the kids in Thailand out of the cave

(CNN)
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Cave expert: Why it's so hard to get the kids in Thailand out of the cave = Hitches to halt evacuation: depth of water, diver's death, oxygen kits.

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President Trump, Melania to meet Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle during UK visit

(USA Today)

POTUS is to meet the Queen = He puts on some etiquette

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Tokyo Sarin attack: Aum Shinrikyo cult leaders executed

(BBC)
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The Aum Shinrikyo doomsday cult leader in Tokyo's sarin gas attack has been hanged = Oho, I sigh today, Shoko Asahara's nutty sect killed many and sickened a great number

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Hangry: a stupid, made-up word for being hungry and angry at the same time?

(The Guardian)
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Hangry: a stupid, made-up word for being hungry and angry at the same time? = A brain part gets grumpy and you may hit or damage things when underfed

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Japan executes sarin gas attack cult leader Shoko Asahara and six members

(The Guardian)
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The sarin gas attack cult leader = Cruel attacker is hanged at last

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Angela Ponce Is The First Trans Woman To Compete In The Global Miss Universe Pageant

(Huffington Post)
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Trans woman Angela Ponce = Parents: once man a gal now

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How 'Jurassic Park' technology could bring back extinct Tasmanian tiger

(Yahoo!)

The Tasmanian Tiger could come back from extinction = Foremost in luck might create exact DNA combination

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Image: Biodiversity Heritage Library

Neymar's embarrassing play-acting overshadows superb Brazil victory over Mexico

(The Daily Telegraph)

Neymar da Silva Santos Junior isn't Pele = Loves inept sensational injury dramas

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Image: Thibault Houspic

Our ancient dogs are extinct

(Gizmodo)

Our ancient dogs are extinct ~ (I got turned into a sex cancer!)

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Image: Mike Gifford

Rare southern right whale spotted in Wellington Harbour

(The New Zealand Herald)

Big indolent southern right whale ~ sighted in the Wellington harbour

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GOP House candidate went on neo-Nazi podcast to promote Holocaust denial

(Think Progress)

GOP congressional candidate John Fitzgerald = God help, cold gangster or fanatic joined Nazis!

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Thailand cave rescue: How can rescuers free the boys?

(BBC)
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Thailand cave rescue ~ as children evacuate

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Police Dash Cam Shows the Moment Tornado Struck the City of Eureka

(Yahoo!)

Tornado Struck the City of Eureka = Nature set for touch, ready to kick

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Australian supermarkets work to prevent 'bag rage' as plastics ban takes effect

(The Daily Telegraph)

"Bag rage" = Garbage

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Model Marisa Papen sparks fury posing NAKED in front of Jerusalem's Wailing Wall a year after being jailed for nude Egyptian temple photoshoot

(The Sun)
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Marisa Papen, the model from Belgium, strips naked
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I'd bet smug tramp risked a melanoma of her nipples
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Mmm - to leer at images of her nipples and dark pubis

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Gruppen-Finale gegen Südkorea Wie gut ist die Mannschaft wirklich?

(Mitteldeutschland)

Mean fans ditch ~ die Mannschaft

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Image: Vladimir Varfolomeev

10 Most Dangerous Countries in the World for Women

(Haaretz Newspaper)

A League Table of the Most Nasty, Vile, Dangerous Countries in the World for Women 1. India 2. Afghanistan 3. Syria 4. Somalia 5. Saudi Arabia 6. Pakistan 7. The Democratic Republic of Congo 8. Yemen 9. Nigeria 10. The United States

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Reasons Why 1. Rape, death 2. Taliban ideology, tetanus 3. Abuse, fear, gas, death 4. Female genital circumcision, gaol 5. Torture, veil 6. Domination, distrust 7. Anarchy, infection 8. Famine, age 9. Boko Haram, AIDS 10. Weinstein, POTUS

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Iran's Carlos Queiroz criticises VAR for creating confusion

(Besoccer)

Video Assistant = It is voted an ass

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Banksy strikes again? Provocative murals appear in Paris

(Deutsche Welle)

Sprays ink - I ban ~ Banksy in Paris

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