Associated Press World News Rescue Mission Saves All 12 Boys and Soccer Coach From Thai Cave

(Snopes.com)
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The Wild Boars team is rescued from cave = Divers focus, embrace more wet Thai lads.

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Blood Moon 2018: Lunar eclipse means 'END OF WORLD is near' warns Christian pastor

(The Daily Express)

Lunar eclipse means the 'end of world is near' = Preacher in news: Deadliest full moon nears

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Semi-finalists of FIFA World Cup 2018

(Wion)

The International Football World Cup Semi-finalists in Russia include: 1. France 2. Belgium 3. England 4. Croatia

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All dining on: 1. Grenouilles 2. Waffles 3. Pints of Oriental tea 'n biscuit crumbs 4. Dalmatian charcuterie and oil

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Four Thai Boys are saved

(Reuters)
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Four Thai Boys are saved ~ aforesaid youths brave

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Belgium Advances to W.C. Semi-finals

(USA Today)

Belgium Advances to W.C. Semi-finals = Side's win magic! Club fans love team

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Cave expert: Why it's so hard to get the kids in Thailand out of the cave

(CNN)
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Cave expert: Why it's so hard to get the kids in Thailand out of the cave = Hitches to halt evacuation: depth of water, diver's death, oxygen kits.

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President Trump, Melania to meet Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle during UK visit

(USA Today)

POTUS is to meet the Queen = He puts on some etiquette

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Tokyo Sarin attack: Aum Shinrikyo cult leaders executed

(BBC)
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The Aum Shinrikyo doomsday cult leader in Tokyo's sarin gas attack has been hanged = Oho, I sigh today, Shoko Asahara's nutty sect killed many and sickened a great number

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Hangry: a stupid, made-up word for being hungry and angry at the same time?

(The Guardian)
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Hangry: a stupid, made-up word for being hungry and angry at the same time? = A brain part gets grumpy and you may hit or damage things when underfed

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Japan executes sarin gas attack cult leader Shoko Asahara and six members

(The Guardian)
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The sarin gas attack cult leader = Cruel attacker is hanged at last

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Angela Ponce Is The First Trans Woman To Compete In The Global Miss Universe Pageant

(Huffington Post)
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Trans woman Angela Ponce = Parents: once man a gal now

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How 'Jurassic Park' technology could bring back extinct Tasmanian tiger

(Yahoo!)

The Tasmanian Tiger could come back from extinction = Foremost in luck might create exact DNA combination

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Image: Biodiversity Heritage Library

Neymar's embarrassing play-acting overshadows superb Brazil victory over Mexico

(The Daily Telegraph)

Neymar da Silva Santos Junior isn't Pele = Loves inept sensational injury dramas

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Our ancient dogs are extinct

(Gizmodo)

Our ancient dogs are extinct ~ (I got turned into a sex cancer!)

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Rare southern right whale spotted in Wellington Harbour

(The New Zealand Herald)

Big indolent southern right whale ~ sighted in the Wellington harbour

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GOP House candidate went on neo-Nazi podcast to promote Holocaust denial

(Think Progress)

GOP congressional candidate John Fitzgerald = God help, cold gangster or fanatic joined Nazis!

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Thailand cave rescue: How can rescuers free the boys?

(BBC)
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Thailand cave rescue ~ as children evacuate

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Police Dash Cam Shows the Moment Tornado Struck the City of Eureka

(Yahoo!)

Tornado Struck the City of Eureka = Nature set for touch, ready to kick

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Australian supermarkets work to prevent 'bag rage' as plastics ban takes effect

(The Daily Telegraph)

"Bag rage" = Garbage

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Model Marisa Papen sparks fury posing NAKED in front of Jerusalem's Wailing Wall a year after being jailed for nude Egyptian temple photoshoot

(The Sun)
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Marisa Papen, the model from Belgium, strips naked
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I'd bet smug tramp risked a melanoma of her nipples
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Mmm - to leer at images of her nipples and dark pubis

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