100 Women: "I was a World Cup honey shot"

(BBC)

Those honey shots = She's not shy too, eh? = Hey, she's not so hot

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OAP cuts his fingernails for the first time in 66 YEARS and donates his record-breaking 77 inch talons to a local museum

(The Sun)

The longest fingernails in the world = Elder hews frightening talons to nil = Hell! Weirdo's ten frightening talons = Elder's ten frightening talons, I howl = Or he's willed ten frightening talons

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Scarlett Johansson quits trans role after LGBT backlash

(BBC)

Those trans acting roles = O, Scarlett, she's ignorant

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Pictures of US First Lady in Brussels prompt fresh "body double" rumours

(The New Zealand Herald)

This new Melania double is weak sauce. #wheresmelania pic.twitter.com/yAsbR7CuQJ

— Johnny Killoran (@metroville) July 10, 2018

Melania = Am alien

Fake Melania = A female akin

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Theresa May's awful awful red dress

(The Sun)

Theresa May's awful dress = US saw leader's hefty arms

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Image: The White House

Charges against Stormy dismissed

(The New York Times)

Charges against Stormy dismissed = Sham action, system rigged, sirs. Sad.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: WehoCity

Kylie Jenner: How the reality teen founded a cosmetics empire

(BBC)

Kylie Cosmetics℠ = See my slick sitcom

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Image: Mike Mozart

Associated Press World News Rescue Mission Saves All 12 Boys and Soccer Coach From Thai Cave

(Snopes.com)
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The Wild Boars team is rescued from cave = Divers focus, embrace more wet Thai lads.

Anagram: Rosie Perera

Blood Moon 2018: Lunar eclipse means 'END OF WORLD is near' warns Christian pastor

(The Daily Express)

Lunar eclipse means the 'end of world is near' = Preacher in news: Deadliest full moon nears

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Semi-finalists of FIFA World Cup 2018

(Wion)

The International Football World Cup Semi-finalists in Russia include: 1. France 2. Belgium 3. England 4. Croatia

=

All dining on: 1. Grenouilles 2. Waffles 3. Pints of Oriental tea 'n biscuit crumbs 4. Dalmatian charcuterie and oil

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Four Thai Boys are saved

(Reuters)
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Four Thai Boys are saved ~ aforesaid youths brave

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Belgium Advances to W.C. Semi-finals

(USA Today)

Belgium Advances to W.C. Semi-finals = Side's win magic! Club fans love team

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Image: Miguel Discart

Cave expert: Why it's so hard to get the kids in Thailand out of the cave

(CNN)
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Cave expert: Why it's so hard to get the kids in Thailand out of the cave = Hitches to halt evacuation: depth of water, diver's death, oxygen kits.

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President Trump, Melania to meet Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle during UK visit

(USA Today)

POTUS is to meet the Queen = He puts on some etiquette

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Image: Alisdare Hickson

Tokyo Sarin attack: Aum Shinrikyo cult leaders executed

(BBC)
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The Aum Shinrikyo doomsday cult leader in Tokyo's sarin gas attack has been hanged = Oho, I sigh today, Shoko Asahara's nutty sect killed many and sickened a great number

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Hangry: a stupid, made-up word for being hungry and angry at the same time?

(The Guardian)
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Hangry: a stupid, made-up word for being hungry and angry at the same time? = A brain part gets grumpy and you may hit or damage things when underfed

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Japan executes sarin gas attack cult leader Shoko Asahara and six members

(The Guardian)
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The sarin gas attack cult leader = Cruel attacker is hanged at last

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Angela Ponce Is The First Trans Woman To Compete In The Global Miss Universe Pageant

(Huffington Post)
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Trans woman Angela Ponce = Parents: once man a gal now

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

How 'Jurassic Park' technology could bring back extinct Tasmanian tiger

(Yahoo!)

The Tasmanian Tiger could come back from extinction = Foremost in luck might create exact DNA combination

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Biodiversity Heritage Library

Neymar's embarrassing play-acting overshadows superb Brazil victory over Mexico

(The Daily Telegraph)

Neymar da Silva Santos Junior isn't Pele = Loves inept sensational injury dramas

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