Tanzania hunt for top ivory-sniffing dog

(BBC)

Asking about ivory sniffer dog ~ verifying odor of tusks in a bag

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Dr Bumbum: Brazil plastic surgeon arrested in Rio after patient's death

(BBC)

The plastic surgeon Doctor Denis Furtado = Doc runs after patient dies. Gosh, could rot

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Trump rips Fed for rate hikes

(CNN)

Trump rips Fed for rate hikes = Terms irk dope tariff-pusher

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Deadly Superbug Yeast

(Wired)

Deadly Superbug Yeast = Red, yeasty plague buds

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"Sort of a double negative": Trump says he didn't mean to deny Russian election meddling

(Quartz)

"I didn't mean to say that" said POTUS to Putin = A nasty man's outpointed that stupid idiot

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Disney outbids Comcast

(CNN)

Disney outbids Comcast = My, it cost! Bad*ss coin due

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Trump's diagnosis for critics: 'Trump Derangement Syndrome'

(The New Zealand Herald)

"Trump Derangement Syndrome" = Grumpy demented man errs not

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We just watched a US president acting on behalf of a hostile power

(Washington Post)

Trump/Putin Helsinki Summit = Piss/Tinkle Unit mum. Triumph!

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Elon Musk calls British diver who helped rescue Thai schoolboys 'pedo guy' in Twitter outburst

(The Independent)

Entrepreneur Elon Musk calls British cave diver Vern Unsworth a 'pedo' = A shrewd driven US technocrat repents vile unproven libelous remark

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Wimbledon 2018: Kevin Anderson beats John Isner in record-breaking semi-final

(BBC)
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The most protracted semifinal contest was played at this year's tournament of Wimbledon = Sad Mr Isner competed with Anderson, lost the monumental battle. It was a stoic type of fray

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100 Women: "I was a World Cup honey shot"

(BBC)

Those honey shots = She's not shy too, eh? = Hey, she's not so hot

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OAP cuts his fingernails for the first time in 66 YEARS and donates his record-breaking 77 inch talons to a local museum

(The Sun)

The longest fingernails in the world = Elder hews frightening talons to nil = Hell! Weirdo's ten frightening talons = Elder's ten frightening talons, I howl = Or he's willed ten frightening talons

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Scarlett Johansson quits trans role after LGBT backlash

(BBC)

Those trans acting roles = O, Scarlett, she's ignorant

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Pictures of US First Lady in Brussels prompt fresh "body double" rumours

(The New Zealand Herald)

This new Melania double is weak sauce. #wheresmelania pic.twitter.com/yAsbR7CuQJ

— Johnny Killoran (@metroville) July 10, 2018

Melania = Am alien

Fake Melania = A female akin

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Theresa May's awful awful red dress

(The Sun)

Theresa May's awful dress = US saw leader's hefty arms

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Charges against Stormy dismissed

(The New York Times)

Charges against Stormy dismissed = Sham action, system rigged, sirs. Sad.

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Kylie Jenner: How the reality teen founded a cosmetics empire

(BBC)

Kylie Cosmetics℠ = See my slick sitcom

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Associated Press World News Rescue Mission Saves All 12 Boys and Soccer Coach From Thai Cave

(Snopes.com)
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The Wild Boars team is rescued from cave = Divers focus, embrace more wet Thai lads.

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Blood Moon 2018: Lunar eclipse means 'END OF WORLD is near' warns Christian pastor

(The Daily Express)

Lunar eclipse means the 'end of world is near' = Preacher in news: Deadliest full moon nears

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Semi-finalists of FIFA World Cup 2018

(Wion)

The International Football World Cup Semi-finalists in Russia include: 1. France 2. Belgium 3. England 4. Croatia

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All dining on: 1. Grenouilles 2. Waffles 3. Pints of Oriental tea 'n biscuit crumbs 4. Dalmatian charcuterie and oil

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