Brexit news latest: What to stockpile in case of a no deal Brexit?

(The Daily Express)

What to stockpile in case of a no deal Brexit? = A tin loaf to Twix bars, cheese and pickle too

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It's a rip-off - David Cameron youth scheme accused of HOGGING cash from local councils

(The Daily Express)

It's a rip-off = Profit? As if!

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'Bigfoot erotica' row turns Virginia congressional race ugly

(BBC)

Bigot of ~ Bigfoot

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Goodfellas actress Illeana Douglas among six women to accuse CBS boss Les Moonves of sexual misconduct

(The Sun)

Les Moonves of CBS = Confess move, slob!

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Ivanka Trump is closing down her fashion business to focus on her White House role

(NBC News)

The Ivanka Trump fashion business closes = O, she's vain, selects fatuous brinkmanship

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The UK's Brexit crisis, explained in 500 words

(Vox)

Theresa May desires soft Brexit option = Boris to PM: "I see red. I fear that's not sexy."

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Dan Coats and Rod Rosenstein Defy Trump

(The New Yorker)

The US Director of National Intelligence Mister Dan Coats says ~ "Yes, as I'm accusing traitor of treason, then I'd settle Don in a cell."

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"Malignant narcissist": Why Donald Trump will never really change

(News.com.au)

Trump is a "malignant narcissist" = Mr Putin's a smiling satanic tsar

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European rights court condemns Russia over Pussy Riot

(Al Jazeera)

Those brave Pussy Rioters demonstrated in ~ Russia. Bravo! (Note: President destroys them)

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Tanzania hunt for top ivory-sniffing dog

(BBC)

Asking about ivory sniffer dog ~ verifying odor of tusks in a bag

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Dr Bumbum: Brazil plastic surgeon arrested in Rio after patient's death

(BBC)

The plastic surgeon Doctor Denis Furtado = Doc runs after patient dies. Gosh, could rot

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Trump rips Fed for rate hikes

(CNN)

Trump rips Fed for rate hikes = Terms irk dope tariff-pusher

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Deadly Superbug Yeast

(Wired)

Deadly Superbug Yeast = Red, yeasty plague buds

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"Sort of a double negative": Trump says he didn't mean to deny Russian election meddling

(Quartz)

"I didn't mean to say that" said POTUS to Putin = A nasty man's outpointed that stupid idiot

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Disney outbids Comcast

(CNN)

Disney outbids Comcast = My, it cost! Bad*ss coin due

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Trump's diagnosis for critics: 'Trump Derangement Syndrome'

(The New Zealand Herald)

"Trump Derangement Syndrome" = Grumpy demented man errs not

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We just watched a US president acting on behalf of a hostile power

(Washington Post)

Trump/Putin Helsinki Summit = Piss/Tinkle Unit mum. Triumph!

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Elon Musk calls British diver who helped rescue Thai schoolboys 'pedo guy' in Twitter outburst

(The Independent)

Entrepreneur Elon Musk calls British cave diver Vern Unsworth a 'pedo' = A shrewd driven US technocrat repents vile unproven libelous remark

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Wimbledon 2018: Kevin Anderson beats John Isner in record-breaking semi-final

(BBC)
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The most protracted semifinal contest was played at this year's tournament of Wimbledon = Sad Mr Isner competed with Anderson, lost the monumental battle. It was a stoic type of fray

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100 Women: "I was a World Cup honey shot"

(BBC)

Those honey shots = She's not shy too, eh? = Hey, she's not so hot

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