Serena Williams: French Open bans 'superhero' catsuit from next year

(BBC)

"Superhero" catsuit is banned = Bar pro's unaesthetic undies

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The tactics of a Russian troll farm

(BBC)

Russian troll = Slurs on trial

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Trump declares he could 'run' Mueller's Russia probe if he wanted

(The Independent)

Trump says "I could run the probe" = "So surly Putin corrupted me? Bah!"

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Bridge designer warned of risk of collapse decades ago

(News.com.au)
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Bad design's a threat, ignore it = That bridge disaster in Genoa

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Weinstein accuser Asia Argento paid teen who made sex assault claim: report

(Yahoo!)
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Weinstein accuser Asia Argento = Once was a satanic intriguer, see

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These Are The Chilling Stories Of Abuse Covered Up By The Catholic Church

(Huffington Post)

Predator priests = Reported rapists

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Genoa bridge collapse: 'That's WHY the bridge gave out' Engineer who built bridge explains

(The Daily Express)
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Budget - that or heavy weights ~ that's why the bridge gave out

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Grand jury report IDs over 300 "predator priests," more than 1,000 child victims

(CBS News)

The Roman Catholic priests = O, stop lechers' titanic harm!

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Prince William and PM join ex-soldiers to celebrate Battle of Amiens which signalled beginning of end of WW1

(The Daily Telegraph)
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Today is the centenary of The Battle of Amiens = They often celebrate that as end of animosity

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Has a legendary monster been FOUND? Mysterious 'humanoid creature' spotted stalking moose

(The Daily Express)

Mysterious 'humanoid creature' = 'It' (rumoured Theresa May cousin)

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Poland launches beer made from the "vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models" in revolting bid to cash in on randy booze lovers

(The Sun)
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World's first vaginal beer = A vile brew fad, girls snort

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Anti-Semitism on the rise in Germany as Jewish business owners and students are targeted online

(Yahoo!)
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Anti-Semitism on the rise in Germany = Imagine men hate. Minority in stress.

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Brexit news latest: What to stockpile in case of a no deal Brexit?

(The Daily Express)

What to stockpile in case of a no deal Brexit? = A tin loaf to Twix bars, cheese and pickle too

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It's a rip-off - David Cameron youth scheme accused of HOGGING cash from local councils

(The Daily Express)

It's a rip-off = Profit? As if!

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'Bigfoot erotica' row turns Virginia congressional race ugly

(BBC)

Bigot of ~ Bigfoot

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Goodfellas actress Illeana Douglas among six women to accuse CBS boss Les Moonves of sexual misconduct

(The Sun)

Les Moonves of CBS = Confess move, slob!

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Ivanka Trump is closing down her fashion business to focus on her White House role

(NBC News)

The Ivanka Trump fashion business closes = O, she's vain, selects fatuous brinkmanship

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The UK's Brexit crisis, explained in 500 words

(Vox)

Theresa May desires soft Brexit option = Boris to PM: "I see red. I fear that's not sexy."

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Dan Coats and Rod Rosenstein Defy Trump

(The New Yorker)

The US Director of National Intelligence Mister Dan Coats says ~ "Yes, as I'm accusing traitor of treason, then I'd settle Don in a cell."

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"Malignant narcissist": Why Donald Trump will never really change

(News.com.au)

Trump is a "malignant narcissist" = Mr Putin's a smiling satanic tsar

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