"Gina is Great": Trump endorses book declaring him possibly the "most sound-minded" president ever

(Washington Post)

The "most sound-minded" president? = Dishonest Don Trump is demented

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Uranus, Missouri's New Newspaper Is the Uranus Examiner (Huh. Huh.)

(Riverfront Times)

Newspaper of Uranus = Press unaware of pun

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Manafort plea deal: Trump ex-campaign chief to help Mueller inquiry

(BBC)

Manafort cuts a plea deal with Mister Mueller = Malefic Trump has a real meltdown, utters a lie

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Europe's farmers on red alert as deadly African swine fever spreads to Belgium

(The Guardian)

African swine fever spreads to Belgium = Endemic virus answerable for pigs' fate

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It's Not Just the President* Who Ought to Be Sweating Today

(Esquire)

Paul Manafort Mike Pence Nomination = A prominent minion. Fate? A lock-up. Amen.

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Dead: Volkswagen Beetle

(Jalopnik)

Dead: VW Beetle = a VW be deleted

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The 10 Most Valuable Brands in 2018

(Inc.)

A List of the Ten Most Valuable Brands in the World This Financial Year 1. Amazon 2. Apple 3. Google 4. The Samsung Group 5. Facebook 6. AT&T (American Telephone & Telegraph) 7. Microsoft 8. Verizon 9. Walmart 10. The Industrial and Commercial Bank of China

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1. Online retail trailblazer 2. Computers, phones, tv 3. Internet web, a mega ‘billboard’ 4. Phones, gadgets 5. Think talkathon, fandom, crazy election havoc (hahaha!) 6. Mass media 7. Software 8. Communications 9. Full of popular retail 10. Mortgage, finance

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The New York Race for Trump to Watch Tonight? Not the Governor's

(Bloomberg)

NY Professor Teachout ~ has to prosecute for NY

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Skripal poisoning: Putin says suspects 'civilians, not criminals'

(BBC)

It lines up = Putin lies

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Restaurant loses $190m in value after dead rat found in soup

(BBC)

Dead rat in soup ~ astounded pair

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'God bless us all if this man continues on this path': Puerto Rican mayor rips into Trump's disaster-relief effort amid Hurricane Florence

(Business Insider)

The Puerto Rican mayor says ~ "Oh yes, Trump's a reactionary"

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The racist Serena cartoon is straight out of 1910

(CNN)

"No!" to racist ~ cartoonist

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"I had to be real": #PlaidShirtGuy removed from Trump rally after viral facial expressions

(The New Zealand Herald)

Plaid shirt guy ~ said "Ugh!" triply

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Clip of Donald Trump failing to pronounce the word 'anonymous' is going viral

(The New Zealand Herald)

The word "anonymous" is a real tongue twister ~ says moron. Ow, he's a twit, ingenue, lout, retard

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More than 1 million people forced to flee as Hurricane Florence nears Category 5 status

(CNN)

Southeast Storm = States Shut Room

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Was this the moment Richard Branson poached Chris Evans?

(Daily Mail)

Christopher Evans has resigned from BBC Radio Two ~ when broadcaster Virgin poached this former boss

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Nike unveils its controversial 'Just Do It' advert narrated by Colin Kaepernick

(Stuff.co.nz)

Colin Kaepernick ~ can pick Nike role

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Plaque for "first modern lesbian" to be reworded after complaints

(The Guardian)

"First modern lesbian" = Bid for Ms Anne Lister

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Serena Williams unleashes furious rant at umpire as she loses US Open 2018 final to Naomi Osaka

(The Daily Telegraph)
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The recent eventful US Open Women's Final 1. Patrick Mouratoglou 2. Carlos Ramos 3. Serena Williams 4. Naomi Osaka

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Isn't normal 1. A coach makes a mistake 2. A Portuguese umpire frowns on faults 3. Mean, volatile loser 4. Cool winner

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Sadiq Khan balloon in pictures: London Mayor MOCKED as bikini blimp takes flight

(The Daily Express)
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Sadiq Khan bikini balloon in pictures = Punish ilk in niqab clad Boris on a kite

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