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Thursday, September 27, 2018

Chile unveils Patagonian Route of Parks hiking trail

(BBC)
Paisaje de Coyhaique - Explore

Chile unveiled the Patagonian Route of Parks = People do covet nature, fauna, hiking trails, eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mariano Mantel

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Trump brags at UN, crowd laughs


Trump brags at UN, crowd laughs = braggart, plus was much rotund
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

UN members laugh at Trump after claim his administration has 'accomplished more than almost any in US history'

(The Independent)
Laughingstock

"In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country," says President Trump
=
Hmm, utter nonsense, a myth! An asinine fool, liar, moron, idiot, spy! Oh listen, why can't a psychiatrist treat your hatred, narcissism, and toadyism, Mr POTUS?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Cizauskas

Who Is Renate Dolphin? Woman Behind "Renate Alumnus" in Kavanaugh Yearbook Withdraws Support for Judge

(Newsweek)
Protesters against the confirmation of U.S. Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh outside the Warren E. Burger Federal Building in St. Paul, Minnesota

Renate Alumnus = Alas, men, untrue
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Lorie Shaull

Mary Kay Letourneau On Affair With 12-Year-Old: "I Didn't Know It Was A Crime"

(Yahoo!)

Notorious pedophile Mary Kay Letourneau = O, you rape and pain our youth like molester!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Bill Cosby sentenced to state prison for sexual assault

(BBC)
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Punish busted entertainer Bill Cosby = Put insolent US celebrity behind bars
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Montgomery County Planning Commission

Donald Trump Just Got Laughed At By The Entire United Nations

(Huffington Post)

The President of the United States of America Donald Trump = Potentate's speech to UN dreadful, instead it made for mirth!
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Saturday, September 22, 2018

The Woman's Fatal Selfie

(ABC15)
Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore, Upper Peninsula, Michigan

The Woman's Fatal Selfie = She falls. Wait ...fate? Omen?
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Tony Webster

Friday, September 21, 2018

Storm Ali: two killed as 100 mph winds lash UK and Ireland

(The Guardian)
Old jetty post in the stormy sea, Maryport, Cumbria, UK (19/9/18)

Storm Ali ~ is mortal
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Martyn Fletcher

Brett Kavanaugh nomination: Trump challenges accuser

(BBC)
A protester against the confirmation of U.S. Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh outside the Warren E. Burger Federal Building in St. Paul, Minnesota

1. Professor Christine Blasey Ford appeals the nomination of the United States Supreme Court
2. Judge Brett Kavanaugh
3. President Donald Trump
= 1. "A student pervert tried to fondle and rape me!"
2. No justice for us, Republicans think
3. The trotters of a pig, Yeti pubes and a mushroom-shaped glans
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Lorie Shaull

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

The Most Horrified Reactions to Trump's Dick Allegedly Looking Like Toad

(Vice)
Seta *

Toadstool = Toad's tool
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: jacinta lluch valero

Strawberry needle scare: strict new export rules put in place

(The Guardian)
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The Queensland Strawberry Growers Association = Needles sow terror! So what? Big scary quarantines! = Sow terror with needle! Gross! Bananas! Quite scary!
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Ahmed Helal

Monday, September 17, 2018

Trump aides plead guilty

(Twitter)

Trump aides:
1. Manafort
2. Gates
3. Flynn
4. Papadopoulos
5. Cohen
=
1. Loathsome
2. Fraud
3. Polecat - P.U.
4. Minor Pansy, and
5. Fat sponge
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: CNN

Victoria Beckham sparks carrier bag-wearing trend on social media

(The Irish Independent)

The UK fashion designer Victoria Caroline Beckham = Hark, I'm inclined to stick a bag over her heinous face
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Victoria Beckham

Sunday, September 16, 2018

"Gina is Great": Trump endorses book declaring him possibly the "most sound-minded" president ever

(Washington Post)
Bryce Tache at Stand on Every Corner protest - Day 87

The "most sound-minded" president? = Dishonest Don Trump is demented
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FibonacciBlue

Uranus, Missouri's New Newspaper Is the Uranus Examiner (Huh. Huh.)

(Riverfront Times)
Donald John Trump Newspaper launches with title Uranus Examiner – & people are NOT happy

Newspaper of Uranus = Press unaware of pun
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Manafort plea deal: Trump ex-campaign chief to help Mueller inquiry

(BBC)
Manafort guilty plea

Manafort cuts a plea deal with Mister Mueller = Malefic Trump has a real meltdown, utters a lie
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Victoria Pickering

Europe's farmers on red alert as deadly African swine fever spreads to Belgium

(The Guardian)
African Swine Fever (05510240)

African swine fever spreads to Belgium = Endemic virus answerable for pigs' fate
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: IAEA Imagebank

It's Not Just the President* Who Ought to Be Sweating Today

(Esquire)
Paul Manafort, updated LinkedIn photo

Paul Manafort Mike Pence Nomination = A prominent minion. Fate? A lock-up. Amen.
Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: Mike Licht

Dead: Volkswagen Beetle

(Jalopnik)
The quintessential cool car of the early-2000s, the VW Beetle, will be no more

Dead: VW Beetle = a VW be deleted
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: John Ellrod