Presidential Alert Goes to Millions of Cellphones Across the US

(The New York Times)

The Presidential alert = That inept leader riles

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Chile abuse priest Fernando Karadima removed by Vatican

(BBC)
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Chile abuse priest Fernando Karadima removed by Vatican = Named Latin American party's behavior abusive, defrocked

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Elon Musk agrees to resign as Tesla chairman in settlement with SEC

(TechCrunch)

The chairman of US carmaker Tesla resigns over SEC federal law violation complaint = Charismatic, arrogant, overassertive Elon Musk. He is a compliant felon. Farewell cad

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'They fricken hate her': Full Emma Alberici email shows Justin Milne was not taken out of context

(The Canberra Times)

A man named, Justin Milne, officially resigns as the acing ABC Chairman = Damn email in Justin's office gets ill, aching chairman a scary ban. Amen.

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'Free Solo' trailer teases Alex Honnold's journey up El Cap

(snews)

The American ropeless solo climber Alex Honnold = Lad's role: excels on incomparable sheer monolith

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Chile unveils Patagonian Route of Parks hiking trail

(BBC)

Chile unveiled the Patagonian Route of Parks = People do covet nature, fauna, hiking trails, eh?

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Trump brags at UN, crowd laughs

Trump brags at UN, crowd laughs = braggart, plus was much rotund

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UN members laugh at Trump after claim his administration has 'accomplished more than almost any in US history'

(The Independent)

"In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country," says President Trump
=
Hmm, utter nonsense, a myth! An asinine fool, liar, moron, idiot, spy! Oh listen, why can't a psychiatrist treat your hatred, narcissism, and toadyism, Mr POTUS?

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Who Is Renate Dolphin? Woman Behind "Renate Alumnus" in Kavanaugh Yearbook Withdraws Support for Judge

(Newsweek)

Renate Alumnus = Alas, men, untrue

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Mary Kay Letourneau On Affair With 12-Year-Old: "I Didn't Know It Was A Crime"

(Yahoo!)

Notorious pedophile Mary Kay Letourneau = O, you rape and pain our youth like molester!

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Bill Cosby sentenced to state prison for sexual assault

(BBC)

Punish busted entertainer Bill Cosby = Put insolent US celebrity behind bars

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Donald Trump Just Got Laughed At By The Entire United Nations

(Huffington Post)

The President of the United States of America Donald Trump = Potentate's speech to UN dreadful, instead it made for mirth!

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The Woman's Fatal Selfie

(ABC15)

The Woman's Fatal Selfie = She falls. Wait ...fate? Omen?

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Storm Ali: two killed as 100 mph winds lash UK and Ireland

(The Guardian)

Storm Ali ~ is mortal

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Brett Kavanaugh nomination: Trump challenges accuser

(BBC)

1. Professor Christine Blasey Ford appeals the nomination of the United States Supreme Court 2. Judge Brett Kavanaugh 3. President Donald Trump

=

1. "A student pervert tried to fondle and rape me!" 2. No justice for us, Republicans think 3. The trotters of a pig, Yeti pubes and a mushroom-shaped glans

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The Most Horrified Reactions to Trump's Dick Allegedly Looking Like Toad

(Vice)

Toadstool = Toad's tool

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Strawberry needle scare: strict new export rules put in place

(The Guardian)

The Queensland Strawberry Growers Association = Needles sow terror! So what? Big scary quarantines! = Sow terror with needle! Gross! Bananas! Quite scary!

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
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Trump aides plead guilty

(Twitter)

Trump aides: 1. Manafort 2. Gates 3. Flynn 4. Papadopoulos 5. Cohen

=

1. Loathsome 2. Fraud 3. Polecat - P.U. 4. Minor Pansy, and 5. Fat sponge

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Victoria Beckham sparks carrier bag-wearing trend on social media

(The Irish Independent)

The UK fashion designer Victoria Caroline Beckham = Hark, I'm inclined to stick a bag over her heinous face

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"Gina is Great": Trump endorses book declaring him possibly the "most sound-minded" president ever

(Washington Post)

The "most sound-minded" president? = Dishonest Don Trump is demented

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