Filmmaker Spyros Melaris reveals secrets behind Roswell Autopsy Footage

(News.com.au)

The Roswell alien autopsy debunked = Uh, I sneer, we all doubted sneaky plot

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As internal revolt continues, Germany's Merkel has a new rival with powerful supporters: Her own spy chief

(National Post)

Angela Merkel has to resign = Germans seek Hitler analog?

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16-year-old accused of gunning down classmate after bullying 'escalated out of control' makes 1st court appearance.

(ABC News)

Boy student unfortunately shot dead by a classmate at North Carolina high school after ~ they both had a bullying conflict. Casualty? Snafu! Adamant, rotten shooter arrested. Shoo!

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Kansas Democrats seek to shed state's "red rectangle" reputation

(ABC News)

Kansas's red rectangle for the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump... mostly pain
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State's landscaped differently on map... no democrats? Alarming! Seek to further shed its reputation!

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Thousands protest in Rome over city's 'degradation' under populist mayor

(CNN)
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Rome's had enough = Some groaned, huh?

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This 87-year-old man broke his hip and wasn't able to buy Mega Millions tickets. After joining the hospital pool, he won.

(Yahoo!)

Earl Livingston = A silver glint, no?

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Suit says New Hampshire lawmaker struck porn film maker

(Los Angeles Times)

Frank Sapareto = A fake porn star

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Trump to order 800 troops to secure Mexican border

( The Irish Times)
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"I am bringing out the military for this National Emergency," USA President Donald Trump tweeted earlier this week. "They [the migrants] will be stopped!"
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"Guatemalan/Honduran gypsies trying to reach us will be sent home or killed. RIP", inferred inept, dimwitted, rampant bigot testily. I seethe. We hate Mr T.

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Cesar Sayoc, one white supremacist

(CNN)

Cesar Sayoc, one white supremacist = O, nice! He's a screwy Trump associate

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Carponizer 2018 calendar unveiled showing topless women proudly posing with massive fish

(The Sun)

The Carponizer calendar ~ carnalized ornate perch

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"Keep your GOB SHUT!" Jo Cox's sister urges MPS to STOP "threatening" language

(The Daily Express)

Pushy rebuke to go ~ "Keep your GOB SHUT!"

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Trump calls Khashoggi killing 'one of the worst cover-ups'

(ABC News)
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"They had a very bad original concept. It was carried out poorly. And the cover-up was one of the worst in the history of cover-ups. It's very simple. Bad deal. Should have never been thought of. Somebody really messed up," says America's President Donald Trump.
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True... but true, also, that the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and his father were involved, though the very crappy POTUS declines to lay blame on those dirty lying cowards. Oh, are you scared, foes? Yes? Very bad spoof, opposed? Deserved! It is over, pal.

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Despite Donald Trump's warnings the weary migrant caravan of hope marches onwards

(The Daily Telegraph)
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Migrant caravan of hope ~ or campaign to far haven

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Murder of Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi: A look at the main players and suspects

(The Straits Times)

Who are the key figures in the consulate murder? Jamal Khashoggi Hatice Cengiz Mohammed bin Salman Recep Tayyip Erdogan Salah al-Tubaigy Nayif Hassan al-Arifi US President Donald Trump

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SNAFU Male journalist perished Fiancee He's the mighty Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia - he gags men The Turkish President A halal pathologist. An enigma. Likely a bodyguard A crazy man, a dummy

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Dyson electric auto

(NBC News)

Dyson electric auto = Coy Tesla reduction

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Why Kim Schrier left medicine to run for Congress

(ABC News)

Doctor Kim Schrier: smart, brilliant, glorious, eager, sane, loyal. Is running for a seat in the House of Representatives of the US. No money for youth? Charity!
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Her fate: she serves as a familiar, remarkable, honored person in congress. Fictitious? No, true! Hunt for it, girl! You certainly got this! Only morons hate you.

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Living in a Van Plastered With Hate, Bombing Suspect Was Filled With Right-Wing Rage

(The New York Times)

US bomber Cesar Sayoc ~ became sour, scary SOB

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'Act now, idiots': There's just 12 years left to stop climate change

(Metro)

The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change = Men call time, announcing "Planet Earth on the verge"

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At Montana rally, President Trump praises Greg Gianforte for body-slamming reporter

(ABC News)

Unintelligent, thoughtless US President Donald Trump says, "Any guy that can do body slams, he is my type." A cheering crowd? Foolish, retarded too.
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Loony dunce praises nutty idiot Congressman Greg Gianforte, who physically assaulted! Tells the one-hundredth myth? Pity. Bastard doomed us!

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Deadly NY limo crash occurred at accident-prone intersection, local says

(Yahoo!)
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Deadly New York limo crash = So, yah, rowdy car killed men!

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