Trump assails illegal immigration in final Florida midterms appearance

(ABC News)

Year twenty-eighteen: in November's Tuesday midterm elections, President ~ Donald Trump might be voted yes. Tweets: insane, insincere. Retire yet, enemy?

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Man-eating tigress lured to her death with Calvin Klein Obsession

(New York Post)
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Man-eating tigress lured to her death by Calvin Klein Obsession perfume = Men trying to bag bad feline killer use civet's pheromones as hunters' aid

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Teen accused of killing mom and burying her in a fire pit after an argument over his D grade

(ABC News)

This stupid teenage boy kills his mother (over a bad test) = He's got D, thereby he is evil? It's so bad! To Satan (like Trump)!

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Hero pilot and Republican "Sully" Sullenberger blasts Trump -- without saying his name

(Raw Story)

'To navigate complex challenges, all leaders must take responsibility and have a moral compass grounded in competence, integrity and concern for the greater good.' - Hero pilot Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger
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e.g. not like Donald Trump, a creepy sexist, racist, transgenderphobic, rotten, ruthless, ugly, unecological, no-good, mentally ill, appalling commander-in-chief over seventy! As leader, he's become a general catastrophe!

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Trump defends military presence on border and says 'When I can, I tell the truth.'

(ABC News)

And then President of United States of America Donald Trump says: "I always want to tell the truth -- when I can, I tell the truth. And sometimes it turns out to be where something happens that's different or there's a change, but I always like to be truthful."
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i.e. "the truth" between a museum of untruths! Liar, liar, liar! Don't swallow potentate's lies! We beg you: attempt to hear his words and see his actions -- they don't match! Please fetter/handcuff that ill, rude, bent, stupid, shifty, rotten, threatening man! Thanks.

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Obama takes aim at Trump, GOP in Georgia speech, urges voters there to 'be unafraid'.

(ABC News)

"The character of our country is on the ballot," says US former president Barack Obama. End humility; show virtuously!
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Correct; that is, do not vote yes for Trump, or you'll abhor him whilst you see his cranky faults burn and abuse America!

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Filmmaker Spyros Melaris reveals secrets behind Roswell Autopsy Footage

(News.com.au)

The Roswell alien autopsy debunked = Uh, I sneer, we all doubted sneaky plot

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As internal revolt continues, Germany's Merkel has a new rival with powerful supporters: Her own spy chief

(National Post)

Angela Merkel has to resign = Germans seek Hitler analog?

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16-year-old accused of gunning down classmate after bullying 'escalated out of control' makes 1st court appearance.

(ABC News)

Boy student unfortunately shot dead by a classmate at North Carolina high school after ~ they both had a bullying conflict. Casualty? Snafu! Adamant, rotten shooter arrested. Shoo!

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Kansas Democrats seek to shed state's "red rectangle" reputation

(ABC News)

Kansas's red rectangle for the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump... mostly pain
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State's landscaped differently on map... no democrats? Alarming! Seek to further shed its reputation!

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Thousands protest in Rome over city's 'degradation' under populist mayor

(CNN)
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Rome's had enough = Some groaned, huh?

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This 87-year-old man broke his hip and wasn't able to buy Mega Millions tickets. After joining the hospital pool, he won.

(Yahoo!)

Earl Livingston = A silver glint, no?

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Suit says New Hampshire lawmaker struck porn film maker

(Los Angeles Times)

Frank Sapareto = A fake porn star

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Trump to order 800 troops to secure Mexican border

( The Irish Times)
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"I am bringing out the military for this National Emergency," USA President Donald Trump tweeted earlier this week. "They [the migrants] will be stopped!"
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"Guatemalan/Honduran gypsies trying to reach us will be sent home or killed. RIP", inferred inept, dimwitted, rampant bigot testily. I seethe. We hate Mr T.

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Cesar Sayoc, one white supremacist

(CNN)

Cesar Sayoc, one white supremacist = O, nice! He's a screwy Trump associate

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Carponizer 2018 calendar unveiled showing topless women proudly posing with massive fish

(The Sun)

The Carponizer calendar ~ carnalized ornate perch

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"Keep your GOB SHUT!" Jo Cox's sister urges MPS to STOP "threatening" language

(The Daily Express)

Pushy rebuke to go ~ "Keep your GOB SHUT!"

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Trump calls Khashoggi killing 'one of the worst cover-ups'

(ABC News)
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"They had a very bad original concept. It was carried out poorly. And the cover-up was one of the worst in the history of cover-ups. It's very simple. Bad deal. Should have never been thought of. Somebody really messed up," says America's President Donald Trump.
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True... but true, also, that the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and his father were involved, though the very crappy POTUS declines to lay blame on those dirty lying cowards. Oh, are you scared, foes? Yes? Very bad spoof, opposed? Deserved! It is over, pal.

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Despite Donald Trump's warnings the weary migrant caravan of hope marches onwards

(The Daily Telegraph)
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Migrant caravan of hope ~ or campaign to far haven

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Murder of Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi: A look at the main players and suspects

(The Straits Times)

Who are the key figures in the consulate murder? Jamal Khashoggi Hatice Cengiz Mohammed bin Salman Recep Tayyip Erdogan Salah al-Tubaigy Nayif Hassan al-Arifi US President Donald Trump

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SNAFU Male journalist perished Fiancee He's the mighty Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia - he gags men The Turkish President A halal pathologist. An enigma. Likely a bodyguard A crazy man, a dummy

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