We are all migrants, we're unstoppable

(Vanguard)

We are all migrants, Mister POTUS = Elitist Trump was a German loser

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US government shutdown imminent as Trump unveils 'beautiful' border wall design

(The New Zealand Herald)

A partial shutdown of the United States government is imminent = I vomit at meltdown, I resent the defiant shenanigans. Oust Trump!

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Saudi Arabia praises 'prudent' Trump administration for repeatedly covering for its crown prince over Khashoggi murder

(Business Insider)

Here is a list of 'The Five Most Handsome Actors Ever?' (which was posted by Nicky Curtis onto 5top.com under the Entertainment Category, and is also fit to anagram): 1. Johnny Depp 2. James Dean 3. Heath Ledger 4. Denzel Washington, Jr. 5. Ryan Reynolds (6. Donald Trump? Ahh, it's insane!) (7. MBS? Same. So... remember the Arab lad who was beaten dead?)

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Famed characters we remember them playing as: 1. Edward Scissorhands, the Mad Hatter... then 5 others. 2. Not Elvis Presley (he cannot jive), but just as handsome in the face, nanny 3. The Joker (Batman traps him) 4. Nifty cop Alonzo in 'Training Day' 5. Too-strong-to-die Deadpool, namely Wade. Hum songs, Mr? (6 & 7. Beware woe: bad, dishonest leaders.)

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Trump 'Temper Tantrum' Continues: Tells McConnell to 'Go Nuclear' or Shutdown Will 'Last Very Long Time'

(Common Dreams)

Here's the statesman Trump = Has these temper tantrums

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US Defence Secretary Jim Mattis resigns

(BBC)

Mattis resigns ~ resists taming

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Der Spiegel says top journalist faked stories for years

(The Guardian)

Claas Relotius = Callous satire = Louse's liar act = Rascal lies, out!

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US ally in Syria says pullout will aid ISIS, cause instability

(ABC News)

In December: Donald John Trump, the President of the United States of America, tweets, "We have defeated ISIS [Islamic State of Iraq and Syria] in Syria."
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It's beaten? It's fate: ever unfinished! Withdraw armed forces from that country? I see team allies hate idea, ponder man's IQ, deep ties (and sadistic joy).

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Putin wants government to "take charge" of rap music

(BBC)

Putin wants government to "take charge" of rap music = Even conspires with Trump to attack men of Anu Garg

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World War 3: Satellite images show HUNDREDS of Russian tanks massing on Ukraine border

(The Daily Express)

The Russian tanks converge on their border = Borscht vendors threaten Ukraine's region

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Legal threats surround Donald Trump as nearly every organisation he has led is under investigation

(The New Zealand Herald)

The countdown to POTUS impeachment has already started = Watch Cohen lament on oath a stout ape Trump's "dirty deeds"

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WW3: Moscow admits Russian aggression won't be on America but against small Euro states

(The Daily Express)

The third world war ~ dwelt horrid wrath

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Migrant caravan: Girl dies in custody after crossing US-Mexico border

(BBC)

A young girl from Guatemala dies in US custody = End US's feud. Moronic guy at Mar-a-Lago is guilty

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"Can you imagine anyone other than Trump?" Time magazine published a perfectly fitting answer.

(The Oregonian)

Trump fails to be named Time's "Person of the Year" = Damn, I feel the man prefers a bosomy prostitute

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The Birth of BrExit

(The Dangerous Globe)

Types of Births 1. Normal vaginal (per vaginum) 2. The forceps-assisted 3. The vacuum-assisted 4. Caesarean section 5. Non-intact dilation and extraction

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1. "Push!" Men dread loose vagina 2. "Dr, don't insert those up me!" 3. Ventouse (France) 4. Incapacitation, can't sit, has long scar 5. Brexit - mass fatalistic naivety!

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Ex-Miss Kentucky charged with sending nude photos to student

(Yahoo!)

Miss Kentucky Ramsey Carpenter = My, a creepy stunner makes tricks!

Ex-Miss Kentucky Ramsey Carpenter = A sexy stunner makes my prick erect

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The Girl In The Spider's Web Review

(Empire)

Recent film "The Girl in the Spider's Web" is ~ big Swedish feminist thriller pretence

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Prosecutors demand Michael Cohen spend four to five YEARS in prison for trying to 'influence the election from the shadows'

(Daily Mail)

"I'm trying to influence the election from the shadows." = Tut, Michael Cohen's done for lying. Not wise! Fetter him!

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Stormy Daniels Picks Trump's Tiny 'Mushroom' penis From a Lineup on Kimmel

(The Daily Beast)

US President 'Tiny Mushroom' = Don Trump in humorist's eyes

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Seven-year-old Ryan tops list of biggest YouTube earners, making $29.8m from toy reviews

(ABC News)

The Most Outstanding Earners from YouTube Site Include: 1. Ryan ToysReview 2. Jake Paul 3. Dude Perfect

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1. Boy enjoys playing 2. We endure immature untuneful raps, etcetera 3. Five dudes do trick shots, are OTT

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"A great leader and a good man": Paul Ryan honors President George H.W. Bush

(ABC News)

"Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected." -the American revivalist preacher, philosopher and puritan, Jonathan Edwards
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George H.W. Bush: a just, decent, righteous, avid, gentle, fancy, caring leader. Hope!
Trump: a pest! Bad, insane, vile, rancid, crappy brat, liar! Horror!

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