Louis CK mocks Parkland survivors in audio of standup routine

(The Guardian)

The US-Mexican comedian Louis CK = I'm hated. An excuse? - I'm sick, uncool

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Image: Dan Nguyen

Trump Admin Tells Govt Workers To "Do Chores For Landlords" To Pay Rent During Shutdown

During the shutdown, the USA's Trump Administration tells all Government workers to "do chores for landlords"
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Sir, give the cold shoulder to those imprudent wankers! Not smart to fund "Mr Liar" Donald's "strong" southern wall

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Remember: Christ was a Palestinian refugee

(Al Jazeera)

I whisper an essential fact, argue ~ Christ was a Palestinian refugee

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Image: Fr Lawrence Lew, O.P.

Colin O'Brady completes historic Antarctic crossing, 70 miles ahead of rival

(Mercury News)

Antarctic's so icy. Bold ~ Colin O'Brady's tactics

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No meeting scheduled to end shutdown before new year

(ABC News)

Before new year, twenty-nineteen: no meeting scheduled to end partial government shutdown!
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November, twenty-eighteen: Gee, rude Don Trump conned anew, needs an intense thirty-foot wall!

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Venice to charge entry fee

(ANSA)

Venice's entry toll = So intently clever

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Girl named 'most beautiful in the world' at six has won the title AGAIN aged 17

(The Daily Mirror)
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Ms Thylane Blondeau = Mute, shy bella donna

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Trump administration border chief says US needs 'to invest in Central America'

(ABC News)

These two innocent Guatemalan migrant children, one boy and one girl, do not live in CBP (Custom and Border Protection) custody?
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Then blame Trump Administration due to bad, wrong, rotten, negligent, obstructive policies on each day. No concord, only conned!

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Kevin Spacey Shares Bizarre Frank Underwood Video as Police Announce Criminal Charges

(PopCrush)

Kevin Spacey hopes he will not be arrested = Not real news. Bet he's a very sick pedophile

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US shutdown could stretch into January, Trump aide warns

(BBC)

So, US shutdown could stretch into January Trump aide warns?
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POTUS's injustice heads downward, amoral nut hurts country!

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Image: Thomas Cizauskas

Trump to child: Do you believe in Santa?

(BBC)

Trump to a child: Do you believe in Santa? = Boy to POTUS: I declare him evil and a nut!

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Another Guatemalan child has died in immigration custody, officials say

(PBS)

Yet another Guatemalan child migrant perishes in US = Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Trump deny the carnage is a huge sin

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Pope Francis condemns world of materialism and poverty

(BBC)

Pope Francis has condemned the rampant materialism and poverty in the world
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"I meant shady pedophile monsters from Vatican torment, paw and rape children."

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New York City skyline turns bright blue after transformer explosion

(ABC News)

Transformer blew up at New York City, United States. = Important, yet we notice sky turns blue afterwards.

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Italy's Mount Etna erupts, closing Sicily's Catania Airport

(CNN)
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Italy's Mount Etna erupts = Trump's a testy inane lout

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Government shutdowns hurt poor families and low-paid workers

(Vox)

US President Donald Trump tweets: "The crisis of illegal activity at our Southern Border is real and will not stop until we build a great Steel Barrier or Wall. Let work begin!"
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Bitter partisan brawl follows rogue leader's elite government shutdown unnecessarily hurting irritated low-paid workers. "All better?" Liar! Stupid idiot, lout. Best: a cell.

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A rogue presidency: The era of containing US President Donald Trump is over

(The New Zealand Herald)

The US President goes = rogue, sends epithets = rogue, then sidesteps

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Donald Trump unveils design for "effective and beautiful" spiked Mexico wall as he shuts down US government over border budget

(The Sun)

The barrier of sharpened steel slats ~ 's able to tear their flesh and repress

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"Chaos president" isolates himself with plays to base

(ABC News)

It's a Very Trump (& Unbelievable) Christmas 'Twas the week before Christmas, And all through DC, A shutdown was looming, For the entire country. The President wanted, His big shiny wall. Setting him up, for a partisan brawl.

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Best Blame (& Flush) Evil 'Chaos President'. I am wrecking our country, With an awful deathblow! Destroy America's government, Trash the truth! So? Mr Donald is silly, He has what brain? Bit inept, Twerp wept, Frightens US again!

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We are all migrants, we're unstoppable

(Vanguard)

We are all migrants, Mister POTUS = Elitist Trump was a German loser

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Image: August Schwerdfeger