Comatose patient gives birth

(National Public Radio)

Comatose patient gives birth = A rapist, victim begot thee, son

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Fábio Cavalcanti Ferreir

Queen Guitarist (And Astrophysicist) Brian May On His Work With NASA and His New Song About Ultima Thule

(Time)

An "untouched planetesimal" is a "time capsule" for astrophysicists = One is Ultima Thule. Professor May is ecstatic and he's a supplicant!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: NASA

Crisis at the border?

(PBS)

Crisis at the border? ~ The border is racist

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Chris Hunkeler

Can we all be 'social influencers'?

(The New Zealand Herald)

Those vapid ‘social influencers’ write shit and then ~ share their nice, cool, tanned lives with stupid fans

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Free Images

Salisbury novichok suspects say they were only visiting cathedral

(The Guardian)

Salisbury's famous Anglican Cathedral in Wiltshire = Military agents now fib, all as Russia's church denial

Anagram: George Missailidis & Tony Crafter
Image: Helena

Message from The Anagram Times reporter George Missailidis

(The Anagram Times)

"A belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year of twenty-ninteen to you Anagrammists! :P" -- George Missailidis
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As a wise teenager, I say I'm wishing many anagrams -- possibly for dirty cheater, enemy potentate, Donald Trump!

Anagram: George Missailidis

Bluefin tuna sells for record $4.6 million at Tokyo market, but scarcity clouds celebration

(Washington Post)
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The species of fish called Thunnus orientalis = Chef turns flesh into sushi, i.e. sliced on a plate

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib Began Her First Term by Calling for Trump's Impeachment

(Yahoo!)

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib = Gosh, DT is abnormal, I can swear!

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Dominick Mezzapesa

Federal workers are suing the US government over the shutdown

(ABC News)

The POTUS's Syria troop withdrawal is maybe on "pause"? = I state, "Trump saw his poor blunder? I hope so. Stay away!"

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Tom Woodward

Narcos: Mexico review -- Netflix's druglord saga sticks to its winning formula

(The Guardian)

The series Narcos: Mexico = Cocaine, sex, hits, remorse

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Donald Trump says New Year's Resolutions are "success, prosperity and the health of our country."

(Newsweek)

America's President replies, "Success, prosperity and the health of our country. That's all I want."
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POTUS Donald Trump peers, lists his "New Year's Resolutions"? Fat chance, liar! Pathetic treachery!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Things to watch out for in 2019? Doom and plenty of gloom

(The Guardian)

Two niños ran, USA detains, then they die = This year is two thousand and nineteen

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Peg Hunter

US fires tear gas into Mexico as migrants attempt to cross border into San Diego

(National Public Radio)

The backlog of desperate asylum seekers is greatly worsening at the border of USA and Meixico? Tie up that Mr ~ D. Trump! He saw no choice but to toss tear gas grenades to exile tired family migrants? Okay sue, help, break free!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Peg Hunter

Louis CK mocks Parkland survivors in audio of standup routine

(The Guardian)

The US-Mexican comedian Louis CK = I'm hated. An excuse? - I'm sick, uncool

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Dan Nguyen

Trump Admin Tells Govt Workers To "Do Chores For Landlords" To Pay Rent During Shutdown

During the shutdown, the USA's Trump Administration tells all Government workers to "do chores for landlords"
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Sir, give the cold shoulder to those imprudent wankers! Not smart to fund "Mr Liar" Donald's "strong" southern wall

Anagram: George Missailidis

Remember: Christ was a Palestinian refugee

(Al Jazeera)

I whisper an essential fact, argue ~ Christ was a Palestinian refugee

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Fr Lawrence Lew, O.P.

Colin O'Brady completes historic Antarctic crossing, 70 miles ahead of rival

(Mercury News)

Antarctic's so icy. Bold ~ Colin O'Brady's tactics

Anagram: Julian Lofts

No meeting scheduled to end shutdown before new year

(ABC News)

Before new year, twenty-nineteen: no meeting scheduled to end partial government shutdown!
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November, twenty-eighteen: Gee, rude Don Trump conned anew, needs an intense thirty-foot wall!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Mike Licht

Venice to charge entry fee

(ANSA)

Venice's entry toll = So intently clever

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Gilad Rom

Girl named 'most beautiful in the world' at six has won the title AGAIN aged 17

(The Daily Mirror)
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Ms Thylane Blondeau = Mute, shy bella donna

Anagram: Julian Lofts