Donald Trump Jr. Compares Immigrants to Zoo Animals

(Democracy Now!)

"Do you know why you can enjoy a day at the zoo? Because walls work." -Donald Trump Jr.
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Wow, apathy! A crazy, uncouth duo (dad, boy) now looked at journeymen as lowly jerks.

Anagram: Adie Pena
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Stranded seals wreak havoc in Canadian town

(BBC)

Seals are in town = No saline waters

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Trump denies he ever worked for Russia

(BBC)

Trump denies Russia link = Man lies ruder? Kiss Putin!

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Donald Trump wants supporters to believe he can relate to middle-class Americans

(The New Zealand Herald)

President Trump says "I can relate" = Pretender cuts payments, is a liar

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

Comatose patient gives birth

(National Public Radio)

Comatose patient gives birth = A rapist, victim begot thee, son

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Queen Guitarist (And Astrophysicist) Brian May On His Work With NASA and His New Song About Ultima Thule

(Time)

An "untouched planetesimal" is a "time capsule" for astrophysicists = One is Ultima Thule. Professor May is ecstatic and he's a supplicant!

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Image: NASA

Crisis at the border?

(PBS)

Crisis at the border? ~ The border is racist

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Can we all be 'social influencers'?

(The New Zealand Herald)

Those vapid ‘social influencers’ write shit and then ~ share their nice, cool, tanned lives with stupid fans

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Salisbury novichok suspects say they were only visiting cathedral

(The Guardian)

Salisbury's famous Anglican Cathedral in Wiltshire = Military agents now fib, all as Russia's church denial

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Message from The Anagram Times reporter George Missailidis

(The Anagram Times)

"A belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year of twenty-ninteen to you Anagrammists! :P" -- George Missailidis
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As a wise teenager, I say I'm wishing many anagrams -- possibly for dirty cheater, enemy potentate, Donald Trump!

Anagram: George Missailidis

Bluefin tuna sells for record $4.6 million at Tokyo market, but scarcity clouds celebration

(Washington Post)
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The species of fish called Thunnus orientalis = Chef turns flesh into sushi, i.e. sliced on a plate

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib Began Her First Term by Calling for Trump's Impeachment

(Yahoo!)

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib = Gosh, DT is abnormal, I can swear!

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Federal workers are suing the US government over the shutdown

(ABC News)

The POTUS's Syria troop withdrawal is maybe on "pause"? = I state, "Trump saw his poor blunder? I hope so. Stay away!"

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Narcos: Mexico review -- Netflix's druglord saga sticks to its winning formula

(The Guardian)

The series Narcos: Mexico = Cocaine, sex, hits, remorse

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Donald Trump says New Year's Resolutions are "success, prosperity and the health of our country."

(Newsweek)

America's President replies, "Success, prosperity and the health of our country. That's all I want."
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POTUS Donald Trump peers, lists his "New Year's Resolutions"? Fat chance, liar! Pathetic treachery!

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Things to watch out for in 2019? Doom and plenty of gloom

(The Guardian)

Two niños ran, USA detains, then they die = This year is two thousand and nineteen

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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US fires tear gas into Mexico as migrants attempt to cross border into San Diego

(National Public Radio)

The backlog of desperate asylum seekers is greatly worsening at the border of USA and Meixico? Tie up that Mr ~ D. Trump! He saw no choice but to toss tear gas grenades to exile tired family migrants? Okay sue, help, break free!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Peg Hunter

Louis CK mocks Parkland survivors in audio of standup routine

(The Guardian)

The US-Mexican comedian Louis CK = I'm hated. An excuse? - I'm sick, uncool

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Dan Nguyen

Trump Admin Tells Govt Workers To "Do Chores For Landlords" To Pay Rent During Shutdown

During the shutdown, the USA's Trump Administration tells all Government workers to "do chores for landlords"
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Sir, give the cold shoulder to those imprudent wankers! Not smart to fund "Mr Liar" Donald's "strong" southern wall

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Remember: Christ was a Palestinian refugee

(Al Jazeera)

I whisper an essential fact, argue ~ Christ was a Palestinian refugee

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