Brexit delayed

(CNN)

Brexit delayed = exit deal derby

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The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.

(Yahoo!)

The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.

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Duke University professor removed over 'Speak English' email

(BBC)

‘Speak English’ email = A shlemiel speaking

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US service member killed in Afghanistan

(ABC News)

US service member killed in Afghanistan = Man rises in dreamlike gift: Heaven's club!

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Heroic milkman catches falling baby from fire

(ABC News)

One heroic, Chinese milkman suddenly catches falling baby from fire! = A infant is rescued clean from being killed by chronic flames, eh? Oh my!

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The 20 Greatest Soccer Players of All Time

(Paste)

A Long List of the Twenty Greatest Soccer Players in the World of All Time 1. Pele (Edson Arantes do Nascimento) 2. Diego Maradona 3. Lionel Messi 4. Johan Cruyff 5. Alfredo Di Stefano 6. Ferenc Puskas 7. Franz Beckenbauer 8. Zinedine Zidane 9. Paolo Maldini 10. Michel Platini 11. Garrincha (Manuel Francisco dos Santos) 12. Gerd Muller 13. Zico (Arthur Antunes Coimbra) 14. Cafu (Marcos Evangelista de Morais) 15. Cristiano Ronaldo 16. Lev Yashin 17. Marco van Basten 18. Bobby Moore 19. George Best 20. Eusebio da Silva Ferreira

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1. Most esteemed scorer from Brazil - so good, so self-effacing too 2. One emotional Argentine dwarf - 'Hand of God' liar, did not atone 3. A wee man - five Ballons d'Or commemorate honoree's mastery 4. Dutch ace - so speedy, flees adversaries 5. S. America or in Spain 6. Hungary 7. 'Der Kaiser' 8. France (Les Bleus) 9. A.C. Milan, Italy 10. France 11. Brazilian 12. Germany 13. Brazilian 14. Brazilian 15. Juventus - too narcissistic 16. Soviet Union 17. Dutch 18. England 19. Belfast, N. Ireland - incomparable alcoholic 20. Portuguese 'Black Panther'

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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27-year-old man, citing virginity and constant rejections, threatened to kill 'as many girls as I see': Police

(Yahoo!)

Christopher Cleary = The psychical error

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The government shutdown cost the US economy at least $6B, a higher price than the border wall

(ABC News)

Stop the US government shutdown! = Trump's event shown to tough ends! = Trump's event got shown? Shout, "End!"

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Perfect Djokovic destroys Nadal in Australian Open final

(The Citizen)
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The Serbian gave the Spaniard ~ a thrashing. A bepraised event.

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Niagara Falls region freezes as storm system sweeps through North America

(ABC News)

Niagara Falls region freezes as storm system sweeps through North America = Gosh! Amazing, rare sights - crystalline waters are seen from famous spot here!

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Devout Christian nurse, 36, arrested for raping a 29-year-old quadriplegic patient when DNA linked him to her baby refuses to enter a plea in first court appearance

(Daily Mail)

This Haitian nurse rapist is caught = A pariah's act. Uh, isn't it sinister? Ugh!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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19 Powerfully Inspiring Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes

(Inc.)

Stop the lie! A lie shall never ~ live. Learn this to heal, sleep.

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Super blood wolf moon: rare total lunar eclipse to grace northern hemisphere skies

(The Guardian)

Total lunar eclipse and supermoon = People laud astronomical stunner

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Trump Touts Border Wall In San Antonio, Which Has No Wall And Isn't On The Border

(Huffington Post)

Trump Touts the Border Wall In San Antonio, which has no walls and isn't on the border
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Don T: So what! Senoras with brown children...lots... turn up in the Alamo and in hotel bars!

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BuzzFeed: Sources say Trump directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about proposed Moscow project

(CNN)

Donald Trump & Michael Cohen = Lord. Do Launch Impeachment.

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Donald Trump Jr. Compares Immigrants to Zoo Animals

(Democracy Now!)

"Do you know why you can enjoy a day at the zoo? Because walls work." -Donald Trump Jr.
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Wow, apathy! A crazy, uncouth duo (dad, boy) now looked at journeymen as lowly jerks.

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Stranded seals wreak havoc in Canadian town

(BBC)

Seals are in town = No saline waters

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Trump denies he ever worked for Russia

(BBC)

Trump denies Russia link = Man lies ruder? Kiss Putin!

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Donald Trump wants supporters to believe he can relate to middle-class Americans

(The New Zealand Herald)

President Trump says "I can relate" = Pretender cuts payments, is a liar

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Comatose patient gives birth

(National Public Radio)

Comatose patient gives birth = A rapist, victim begot thee, son

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