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Tuesday, February 19, 2019

President Trump Is Officially Obese, According to His Latest Physical Exam

Men's Health)
Fat Bullies Donald Trump and Chris Christie

Trump is obese ~ so BMI reputes
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: T.J. Hawk

Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid

(BoingBoing)
Getting High

Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Thomas Hawk

Saturday, February 9, 2019

Prince Philip, 97, gives up driving licence

(BBC)
The Duke of Edinburgh waves to crowds

Gives up driving licence = Prince divulges vice - gin!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael Garnett

Albert Finney: British actor dies aged 82

(BBC)
Shirley Ann Field & Albert Finney

Respected British actor Albert Finney has died = He’s that incredibly deft, precise, debonair star
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: rauter25

'Presidential harassment': Donald Trump erupts over fresh investigations

(The New Zealand Herald)
Witching Hour Weirdo : Trump

Presidential harassment = He’s a damn persistent liar!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: H. Michael Karshis

Ex-Fleetwood Mac rocker Lindsey Buckingham has open heart surgery, vocal cord damage

(Yahoo!)
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Lindsey Buckingham = Kingly music band, eh?
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Raph_PH

Indian man to sue parents for giving birth to him

(BBC)
3D Judges Gavel

Sue parents = Ensure spat
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Chris Potter

The State of the Union is back on. But Donald Trump’s unpopularity may mean he is wasting his breath.

(London School of Economics)
A Big Hand For Trump. Let's Hear it For John-Boy!!!

Trump's State of the Union Address will be popular = No it won't, that's a dumb lie! Repulse fraud Pres. "Slop"!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Man suffocated mountain lion

(The Detroit News)
Cougar

Man suffocated mountain lion = foul cat is to find a man on menu
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Cloudtail the Snow Leopard

3-day human-trafficking sting in California leads to 339 arrests

(ABC7)

The Coalition to Abolish Slavery and Trafficking = It can often halt a violation of girls by a sick herd.
Anagram: Rosie Perera

Liam Neeson under fire over disturbing ‘racist’ admission

(News.com.au)
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Northern Irish actor Liam Neeson = His role: an inherent racist. Moron!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Sam Javanrouh

Friday, February 1, 2019

Ralph Breaks the Internet



O, Vanellope von Schweetz figures out she is merely a ~ zestful princess! Huge man loves her too, we eye. Voilà!
Anagram: George Missailidis

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Windsor Davies: It Ain't Half Hot Mum actor dies aged 88

(BBC)
Windsor Davies

The Welsh actor Windsor Davies = We loved his orders. What antics!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: hat-archive

Man arrested for stealing art from gallery in broad daylight

(ABC News)

So a young, bad thief had stolen art in ~ broad daylight at noon, i.e. he's nuts AF!
Anagram: George Missailidis

Brexit delayed

(CNN)
Bollocks to Brexit

Brexit delayed = exit deal derby
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Duncan C

The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.

(Yahoo!)
Colors of Christmas 12/09/2012 #1

The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Justin Higuchi

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Duke University professor removed over 'Speak English' email

(BBC)
Words.

‘Speak English’ email = A shlemiel speaking
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Nina G

US service member killed in Afghanistan

(ABC News)

US service member killed in Afghanistan = Man rises in dreamlike gift: Heaven's club!
Anagram: George Missailidis

Heroic milkman catches falling baby from fire

(ABC News)
Fire Done Took My Home

One heroic, Chinese milkman suddenly catches falling baby from fire! = A infant is rescued clean from being killed by chronic flames, eh? Oh my!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Ky

The 20 Greatest Soccer Players of All Time

(Paste)
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A Long List of the Twenty Greatest Soccer Players in the World of All Time
1. Pele (Edson Arantes do Nascimento)
2. Diego Maradona
3. Lionel Messi
4. Johan Cruyff
5. Alfredo Di Stefano
6. Ferenc Puskas
7. Franz Beckenbauer
8. Zinedine Zidane
9. Paolo Maldini
10. Michel Platini
11. Garrincha (Manuel Francisco dos Santos)
12. Gerd Muller
13. Zico (Arthur Antunes Coimbra)
14. Cafu (Marcos Evangelista de Morais)
15. Cristiano Ronaldo
16. Lev Yashin
17. Marco van Basten
18. Bobby Moore
19. George Best
20. Eusebio da Silva Ferreira
=
1. Most esteemed scorer from Brazil - so good, so self-effacing too
2. One emotional Argentine dwarf - 'Hand of God' liar, did not atone
3. A wee man - five Ballons d'Or commemorate honoree's mastery
4. Dutch ace - so speedy, flees adversaries
5. S. America or in Spain
6. Hungary
7. 'Der Kaiser'
8. France (Les Bleus)
9. A.C. Milan, Italy
10. France
11. Brazilian
12. Germany
13. Brazilian
14. Brazilian
15. Juventus - too narcissistic
16. Soviet Union
17. Dutch
18. England
19. Belfast, N. Ireland - incomparable alcoholic
20. Portuguese 'Black Panther'
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Neil