Pregnant British schoolgirl who fled UK to join Islamic State in Syria 'will not be rescued'

(Yahoo!)
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Shamima Begum = Mum? A big shame!

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas.

Banned billionaire Huang Xiangmo calls Australia a 'giant baby' for cancelling visa

(The Australian Financial Review)

Australia has some characteristics of a giant baby = Haha, most see it’s arguably a sarcastic fabrication

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost

(Inc.)

Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost = "Oops! Discretion costs," I bawled

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Trump defies every restraint

(CNN)

"Good luck, President Donald Trump!" = Send duping "Mr Toddler" to a lockup!

Anagram: George Missailidis
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President Trump Is Officially Obese, According to His Latest Physical Exam

Men's Health)

Trump is obese ~ so BMI reputes

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid

(BoingBoing)

Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Prince Philip, 97, gives up driving licence

(BBC)

Gives up driving licence = Prince divulges vice - gin!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Albert Finney: British actor dies aged 82

(BBC)

Respected British actor Albert Finney has died = He’s that incredibly deft, precise, debonair star

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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'Presidential harassment': Donald Trump erupts over fresh investigations

(The New Zealand Herald)

Presidential harassment = He’s a damn persistent liar!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Ex-Fleetwood Mac rocker Lindsey Buckingham has open heart surgery, vocal cord damage

(Yahoo!)

Lindsey Buckingham = Kingly music band, eh?

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
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Indian man to sue parents for giving birth to him

(BBC)

Sue parents = Ensure spat

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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The State of the Union is back on. But Donald Trump’s unpopularity may mean he is wasting his breath.

(London School of Economics)

Trump's State of the Union Address will be popular = No it won't, that's a dumb lie! Repulse fraud Pres. "Slop"!

Anagram: George Missailidis
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Man suffocated mountain lion

(The Detroit News)

Man suffocated mountain lion = foul cat is to find a man on menu

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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3-day human-trafficking sting in California leads to 339 arrests

(ABC7)

The Coalition to Abolish Slavery and Trafficking = It can often halt a violation of girls by a sick herd.

Anagram: Rosie Perera

Liam Neeson under fire over disturbing ‘racist’ admission

(News.com.au)

Northern Irish actor Liam Neeson = His role: an inherent racist. Moron!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Ralph Breaks the Internet

O, Vanellope von Schweetz figures out she is merely a ~ zestful princess! Huge man loves her too, we eye. Voilà!

Anagram: George Missailidis

Windsor Davies: It Ain't Half Hot Mum actor dies aged 88

(BBC)

The Welsh actor Windsor Davies = We loved his orders. What antics!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Man arrested for stealing art from gallery in broad daylight

(ABC News)

So a young, bad thief had stolen art in ~ broad daylight at noon, i.e. he's nuts AF!

Anagram: George Missailidis

Brexit delayed

(CNN)

Brexit delayed = exit deal derby

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.

(Yahoo!)

The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.

Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
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