NBA disputes findings, game anecdotes and 'conflicting' quotes in ESPN's Tim Donaghy report

(Yahoo!)
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Tim Donaghy, NBA referee = Fine, grab the money, dear!

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Judge in Roger Stone case says she could REVOKE his bail as she orders him to appear in court to explain Instagram post showing her with gun-sight crosshairs

(Daily Mail)

The strategist Roger Stone = Egotist regrets no threats

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Chicago Police provide an update on the case of "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett

Chicago Police provide an update on the case of "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett
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A supposed hate crime secured attention. Give the poor fool accomplices jail!

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Brexit: Theresa May urges Tory MPs to unite and back deal

BBC)

Prime Minister Theresa May said “You stupid MPs will unite and back our best deal”
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This asinine President Trump says “You Democrat dupes irk me a bit, build me a wall!”

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41 Times Alec Baldwin Absolutely Nailed Trump

Alec Baldwin's glad to most popularly return ~ as a clearly wrong POTUS, Donald Trump, I'll bet!

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Paul Manafort should be sentenced to up to 24 years in prison, Mueller says

(The Guardian)
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Manafort is corrupt ~ Trump’s a fornicator

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Burberry sorry for 'suicide' hoodie with noose around neck

(BBC)

Fashion hoodies ~ hid oafish noose

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Michelle's "get back in" was death text

(NBC News)

Michelle's "get back in" was death text = mean, tight, lawless chick abetted ex

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Prince Philip dead gaffe

(The Daily Express)

Prince Philip dead gaffe = End, eh? Pig if a car flipped

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I think we do' have enough votes to put emergency termination on Trump's desk

(ABC News)

US President Donald Trump's National Emergency = Terminate it? Yes! Plus, spurn deranged old con-man!

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Pregnant British schoolgirl who fled UK to join Islamic State in Syria 'will not be rescued'

(Yahoo!)
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Shamima Begum = Mum? A big shame!

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Banned billionaire Huang Xiangmo calls Australia a 'giant baby' for cancelling visa

(The Australian Financial Review)

Australia has some characteristics of a giant baby = Haha, most see it’s arguably a sarcastic fabrication

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Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost

(Inc.)

Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost = "Oops! Discretion costs," I bawled

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Trump defies every restraint

(CNN)

"Good luck, President Donald Trump!" = Send duping "Mr Toddler" to a lockup!

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President Trump Is Officially Obese, According to His Latest Physical Exam

Men's Health)

Trump is obese ~ so BMI reputes

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Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid

(BoingBoing)

Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid

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Prince Philip, 97, gives up driving licence

(BBC)

Gives up driving licence = Prince divulges vice - gin!

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Albert Finney: British actor dies aged 82

(BBC)

Respected British actor Albert Finney has died = He’s that incredibly deft, precise, debonair star

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'Presidential harassment': Donald Trump erupts over fresh investigations

(The New Zealand Herald)

Presidential harassment = He’s a damn persistent liar!

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Ex-Fleetwood Mac rocker Lindsey Buckingham has open heart surgery, vocal cord damage

(Yahoo!)

Lindsey Buckingham = Kingly music band, eh?

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