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Friday, March 8, 2019

Trump says he was impressed by one thing in Cohen hearing

(CNN)
Donald Trump's Latest Chinese fashion Import

Trump: "Cohen 'lied a lot' during congressional hearing.
~
I shrugged, then agreed on criminal part: 'No collusion'."
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Loco Steve

Cardinal George Pell spending his first night in jail for sexually abusing choirboys

(Stuff.co.nz)
Cardinal George Pell in 2012.jpg

Cardinal George Pell hides
=
Aged groper is held in a cell
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Wikimedia

Monday, February 25, 2019

Do you know the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates?

(Politico)
The White House (p)


1. Elizabeth Warren
2. Bernie Sanders
3. Amy Klobuchar
4. Kirsten Gillibrand
5. Joe Biden
6. Andrew Cuomo
7. Kamala Harris
8. Cory Booker
9. Pete Buttigieg
10. Julian Castro
11. Tulsi Gabbard
12. Marianne Williamson
13. Richard Ojeda
14. John Delaney
15. Andrew Yang
= DEM SLATE
1. PocaNOTus girl
2. Radical guy ran
3. Minn Law
4. NY moderate
5. Senior runner
6. Clintonian law
7. CA Jezebel
8. A Jersey Bidder
9. BBB star? Nah
10. Obama cabinet (HUD)
11. Hindu Honey
12. Wakko joke, I said
13. Warrior (ret. Major)
14. (I giggle, sir)
15. He dabbler, a lark
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: David Seibold

Saturday, February 23, 2019

R. Kelly arrested, surrenders to Chicago police following sex abuse charges

(USA Today)
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Singer and record producer Robert Sylvester Kelly
=
Sick pervert surrendered, led to cell by sorry organ
Anagram: Dharam

Washington on high alert for Mueller report but uncertainty surrounds what happens next

(Los Angeles Times)
Protest Trump and Protect the Mueller Investigation Rally and March Downtown Chicago Illinois  11-8-18 5087

Special Counsel Attorney Robert Swan Mueller III
=
We really notice silent "prosecutorial submarine".
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Charles Edward Miller

Friday, February 22, 2019

Turpin captivity case: California parents admit torture

BBC)
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Turpin parents = Truant nippers
Anagram: Julian Lofts

'ISIS bride' sues US to enter country amid fight over her citizenship, debate over fleeing fighters

(ABC News)

"Sir, I must enter mid-US! ... No? It is a bad trip?" She ~ ("ISIS bride") sues the Trump Administration.
Anagram: George Missailidis

NBA disputes findings, game anecdotes and 'conflicting' quotes in ESPN's Tim Donaghy report

(Yahoo!)
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Tim Donaghy, NBA referee = Fine, grab the money, dear!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Judge in Roger Stone case says she could REVOKE his bail as she orders him to appear in court to explain Instagram post showing her with gun-sight crosshairs

(Daily Mail)
Roger Stone's Tattoo of Richard Nixon

The strategist Roger Stone = Egotist regrets no threats
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Azi Paybarah

Thursday, February 21, 2019

Chicago Police provide an update on the case of "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett


Chicago Police provide an update on the case of "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett
=
A supposed hate crime secured attention. Give the poor fool accomplices jail!
Anagram: Dharam

Brexit: Theresa May urges Tory MPs to unite and back deal

BBC)
Brexit’s Irish border problem, explained

Prime Minister Theresa May said “You stupid MPs will unite and back our best deal”
=
This asinine President Trump says “You Democrat dupes irk me a bit, build me a wall!”
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916

41 Times Alec Baldwin Absolutely Nailed Trump


Alec Baldwin's glad to most popularly return ~ as a clearly wrong POTUS, Donald Trump, I'll bet!
Anagram: George Missailidis

Paul Manafort should be sentenced to up to 24 years in prison, Mueller says

(The Guardian)
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Manafort is corrupt ~ Trump’s a fornicator
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Burberry sorry for 'suicide' hoodie with noose around neck

(BBC)

Fashion hoodies ~ hid oafish noose
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Michelle's "get back in" was death text

(NBC News)

Michelle's "get back in" was death text = mean, tight, lawless chick abetted ex
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Prince Philip dead gaffe

(The Daily Express)

Prince Philip dead gaffe = End, eh? Pig if a car flipped
Anagram: Robert Jordan

I think we do' have enough votes to put emergency termination on Trump's desk

(ABC News)
Trump National Emergency Declaration

US President Donald Trump's National Emergency = Terminate it? Yes! Plus, spurn deranged old con-man!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Mike Licht

Pregnant British schoolgirl who fled UK to join Islamic State in Syria 'will not be rescued'

(Yahoo!)
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Shamima Begum = Mum? A big shame!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas.

Banned billionaire Huang Xiangmo calls Australia a 'giant baby' for cancelling visa

(The Australian Financial Review)
Australia and US visa

Australia has some characteristics of a giant baby = Haha, most see it’s arguably a sarcastic fabrication
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Houston Marsh

Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost

(Inc.)
Bitcoin

Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost = "Oops! Discretion costs," I bawled
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Steven Millstein