NASA names facility after "Hidden Figure" Katherine Johnson

(ABC News)

NASA names facility after "Hidden Figure" Katherine Johnson
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Definite action! NASA judges her, thanks Afr.-Am. flyin' heroine

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Man Saves His Dog From A Mountain Lion In His Underwear

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Man saves his dog from a mountain lion in his underwear
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An invasion in man's undies is harmful, or a dog wore them?

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Chubby Rat Stuck In Sewer Cover Didn't Think Anyone Would Stop To Help Him

(The Dodo)

Plump rat gets stuck in drain
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Panicking Trump startled us

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Nudists plan roller-coaster world record attempt

UPI)

British nudist group plans to attempt world record for most naked roller-coaster riders
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'Mirror' alert: Well-proportioned studs risk bad discomfort on rattletrap's rough descent!

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‘WHY SHOULDN’T I LIKE HIM?’ Donald Trump hails his ‘great relationship’ with Kim Jong-un and reveals they BOTH walked away from North Korean nuke summit

(The Sun)

Trump desires Kim
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Summit risked rep
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Um, risk distemper

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Police suspicion over Scot's 'drowning' in California

(BBC)

Monastery Beach
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Ahem, Scot nearby

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Donald Trump's epically bad week

(CNN)

The USA President preceded by Obama ~ is Trump. (He's beyond a deadbeat creep!)

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Meghan Markle baby … 'gender fluid' baby story

(The Daily Express)

'Gender fluid' baby story
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'Royal trend' guys fibbed

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Trump says he was impressed by one thing in Cohen hearing

(CNN)

Trump: "Cohen 'lied a lot' during congressional hearing.
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I shrugged, then agreed on criminal part: 'No collusion'."

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Cardinal George Pell spending his first night in jail for sexually abusing choirboys

(Stuff.co.nz)

Cardinal George Pell hides
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Aged groper is held in a cell

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Do you know the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates?

(Politico)

1. Elizabeth Warren 2. Bernie Sanders 3. Amy Klobuchar 4. Kirsten Gillibrand 5. Joe Biden 6. Andrew Cuomo 7. Kamala Harris 8. Cory Booker 9. Pete Buttigieg 10. Julian Castro 11. Tulsi Gabbard 12. Marianne Williamson 13. Richard Ojeda 14. John Delaney 15. Andrew Yang

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DEM SLATE 1. PocaNOTus girl 2. Radical guy ran 3. Minn Law 4. NY moderate 5. Senior runner 6. Clintonian law 7. CA Jezebel 8. A Jersey Bidder 9. BBB star? Nah 10. Obama cabinet (HUD) 11. Hindu Honey 12. Wakko joke, I said 13. Warrior (ret. Major) 14. (I giggle, sir) 15. He dabbler, a lark

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R. Kelly arrested, surrenders to Chicago police following sex abuse charges

(USA Today)
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Singer and record producer Robert Sylvester Kelly
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Sick pervert surrendered, led to cell by sorry organ

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Washington on high alert for Mueller report but uncertainty surrounds what happens next

(Los Angeles Times)

Special Counsel Attorney Robert Swan Mueller III
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We really notice silent "prosecutorial submarine".

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Turpin captivity case: California parents admit torture

BBC)
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Turpin parents = Truant nippers

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'ISIS bride' sues US to enter country amid fight over her citizenship, debate over fleeing fighters

(ABC News)

"Sir, I must enter mid-US! ... No? It is a bad trip?" She ~ ("ISIS bride") sues the Trump Administration.

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NBA disputes findings, game anecdotes and 'conflicting' quotes in ESPN's Tim Donaghy report

(Yahoo!)
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Tim Donaghy, NBA referee = Fine, grab the money, dear!

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Judge in Roger Stone case says she could REVOKE his bail as she orders him to appear in court to explain Instagram post showing her with gun-sight crosshairs

(Daily Mail)

The strategist Roger Stone = Egotist regrets no threats

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Chicago Police provide an update on the case of "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett

Chicago Police provide an update on the case of "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett
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A supposed hate crime secured attention. Give the poor fool accomplices jail!

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Brexit: Theresa May urges Tory MPs to unite and back deal

BBC)

Prime Minister Theresa May said “You stupid MPs will unite and back our best deal”
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This asinine President Trump says “You Democrat dupes irk me a bit, build me a wall!”

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41 Times Alec Baldwin Absolutely Nailed Trump

Alec Baldwin's glad to most popularly return ~ as a clearly wrong POTUS, Donald Trump, I'll bet!

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