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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Selma Blair opens up about MS: 'People with disabilities are invisible'

(BBC)

The actress Selma Blair Beitner has ~ MS - alters her balance, she tires a bit
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Italy to BLOCK Brexit delay: Salvini plans eurosceptic favour to Farage

(The Daily Express)
Matteo Salvini

Matteo Salvini
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Salvation time
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Pietro Piupparco

How Cardinal George Pell Became the Highest-Ranking Catholic Official to Be Convicted of Child Abuse

(Rolling Stone)

Cardinal George Pell ~ recalled ogling, rape
Anagram: George Missailidis

Friday, March 15, 2019

Emotional support pit bull 'mauled girl at Portland airport'

(BBC)

How emotional support pit bull is enraged
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One deplores a mutt who bit upon a girl’s lip
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image:

Sports cars keep getting stuck in the sand on Outer Banks beaches

(The Virginian-Pilot)
Stuck in the dunes

Sports cars keep getting stuck in the sand on Outer Banks beaches
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Stupid teens or benign parents sunk hatchbacks, to seek escargot.
Anagram: Dharam Khalsa
Image: Linda

Australian man Brenton Tarrant named as Christchurch gunman as four taken into custody

(The West Australian)

Australian shooter Brenton Tarrant is ~ Satan. Abhorrent irrational nutter. SOS!
Anagram: Julian Lofts

A Thorough Guide to the College Cheating Scandal

(The Cut)

A Thorough Guide to the College Cheating Scandal
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Hell, coach, I graduate H.S. an ought get into coledge.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Noodle chopping robot saves restaurant owner thousands of dollars


Noodle chopping robot saves restaurant owner thousands of dollars
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Can toss bushels of long-loved narrow pasta into a pot, on rushed order.
Anagram: Dharam Khalsa

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Dog helps out with laundry

(ABC News)
laundry_monster

Dog helps out with laundry
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A proud hound slightly wet
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Corri

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Whoopi Goldberg: 'I came close to leaving the Earth'

(CNN)
Whoopi Goldberg

Whoopi Goldberg: 'I came close to leaving the Earth'
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Almost given a big core role with 'The Good Place', eh?
Anagram: Dharam Khalsa
Image: John Mathew Smith

Fed up Paris locals look to BAN Instagrammers who flood their cobbled street to take 'perfect' social media photos

(Daily Mail)
UYE* Rue Crémieux: Photoshoot Yelp Paris, Paris, May 1st, 2013  (*Unofficial Yelp Event)

Locals are getting 'perfect' social media photos
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'Floods the street', gets an image or pic? I call a cop!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Yelp

Saturday, March 9, 2019

Experts Think This ‘Nude Mona Lisa’ Could Have Been Drawn by Leonardo da Vinci

(Smithsonian)
Monna Vanna, Cartoon, musee Conde.jpg

Experts Think This 'Nude Mona Lisa' Could Have Been Drawn by Leonardo da Vinci
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She's reexamined and involved a born 'southpaw', and certainly could be, I think
Anagram: Dharam Khalsa
Image: Wikimedia

Luke Perry dead: Beverly Hills 90210 actor dies aged 52 after massive stroke

(News.com.au)
Luke Perry

The actor Luke Perry has died in USA
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Pure incredulity as he had a stroke
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Gage Skidmore

The House just voted to terminate Trump's national emergency declaration

(Business Insider)
Protesting The Trump National Emergency Chicago Illinois 2-18-19 6135

The House just voted to terminate Trump's national emergency declaration
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Voters reject his emotional tantrum and say "Enough!" to ultimate precedent
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Charles Edward Miller

NASA names facility after "Hidden Figure" Katherine Johnson

(ABC News)
Katherine Johnson Receives Presidential Medal of Freedom (NHQ201511240006)

NASA names facility after "Hidden Figure" Katherine Johnson
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Definite action! NASA judges her, thanks Afr.-Am. flyin' heroine
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: NASA

Man Saves His Dog From A Mountain Lion In His Underwear

(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)

Man saves his dog from a mountain lion in his underwear
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An invasion in man's undies is harmful, or a dog wore them?
Anagram: Dharam

Chubby Rat Stuck In Sewer Cover Didn't Think Anyone Would Stop To Help Him

(The Dodo)
Untitled

Plump rat gets stuck in drain
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Panicking Trump startled us
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael Sehr/Berufstierrettung Rhein-Neckar/dpa

Nudists plan roller-coaster world record attempt

UPI)

British nudist group plans to attempt world record for most naked roller-coaster riders
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'Mirror' alert: Well-proportioned studs risk bad discomfort on rattletrap's rough descent!
Anagram: Dharam

‘WHY SHOULDN’T I LIKE HIM?’ Donald Trump hails his ‘great relationship’ with Kim Jong-un and reveals they BOTH walked away from North Korean nuke summit

(The Sun)
KimLove

Trump desires Kim
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Summit risked rep
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Um, risk distemper
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural

Police suspicion over Scot's 'drowning' in California

(BBC)
Carmel Wedding Shoot (2013)

Monastery Beach
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Ahem, Scot nearby
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Joseph Thornton