Certified Moron Donald Trump Thinks Wind Turbines “Cause Cancer”

(Vanity Fair)

The US President Donald Trump thinks the noise of windmills is a cause of cancer
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A clinical field report found this human sickness is due to Pete Townshend's arm?

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Vegetarian whopper

(CNN)

Vegetarian whopper
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we approve the grain

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‘AGT’ Comedian Drew Lynch DESTROYS Heckler Mocking His Stutter

(Talent Recap)

Locating a star? Meet ~ America's Got Talent!

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Elizabeth Holmes is getting married

(BoingBoing)

Elizabeth Holmes is getting married
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I get brazen liar seems to delight him

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SpaceIL's Beresheet Moon Lander

(Space.com)

SpaceIL's Beresheet Moon Lander
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Behold! Israel enters space. Omen?

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Sen. Tom Udall won't run for re-election in New Mexico

(UPI)

Sen. Tom Udall won't run for re-election in New Mexico
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Current one exits; new one from a mold will continue.

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Image: Center for American Progress

British band Her's dies in fiery car crash during US tour: 'The world is a cruel place'

(Yahoo!)

The indie duo band Her’s
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Hear? End! Both died in US!

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Theresa May’s Brexit Deal Is Rejected by UK Parliament

(The New York Times)

Theresa May’s Brexit deal is rejected by Parliament
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American experts may jeer at the debate: "Silly birds!"

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Michael Avenatti arrested on extortion, embezzlement charges

(UPI)

Michael Avenatti's extortion, embezzlement charges
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Rationalize the brazen tax scheme, get vile comments!

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Mueller Report Summary: No Collusion, No Exoneration

(Yahoo! News)

Mueller Report Summary: No Collusion, No Exoneration
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No Summons (eye roll); return to a more unipolar lexicon.

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A Damaged Soul and a Disordered Personality

(The Atlantic)

A Damaged Soul and a Disordered Personality
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Trump: Old, orange, and diseased. Adios, already!

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Trump Did Not Conspire with Russians in Election but Is Not Fully Exonerated

(Yahoo!)

Trump Did Not Conspire with Russians in Election
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Liar! Putin (Moscow) is his independent instructor

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Mueller ends Russia-Trump probe, delivers report

(Canoe)

Rebellious Trump has sneered
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Mueller ends the Russia probe

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Image: Jeff Gates

Country Singer Justin Carter Dead After Accidentally Shooting Himself on the Set of His Music Video

(MSN)

The death of country singer Justin Carter
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Gets hurt, shot in fact - injury to end career

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Mouse proud: Rodent seen tidying up tools in garden shed in South Gloucestershire

(Sky News)

One untidy electrician, Stephen Mckears from Severn Beach in South Gloucestershire
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Shed user is in for rather nice shock; there on CCTV, mouse may be seen cleaning up litter!

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'Never felt more ASHAMED to be a Tory' - Dominic Grieve attacks Theresa May

(The Daily Express)

Never felt more ASHAMED to be a Tory
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Noted. Theresa May forever to blame

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See the first supermoon on the spring equinox in 19 years

(National Geographic)

“Super worm moon” lights up the vernal equinox
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Experts: "Novel, primal, unique...though no worms"

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Humpback whale found dead in Amazon jungle baffles scientists

(The New Zealand Herald)

This dead whale is discovered in the Amazon jungle. Is it termed a lie?
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The headline’s clever! Just amazing! So how indeed did it materialise?

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Selma Blair opens up about MS: 'People with disabilities are invisible'

(BBC)

The actress Selma Blair Beitner has ~ MS - alters her balance, she tires a bit

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Italy to BLOCK Brexit delay: Salvini plans eurosceptic favour to Farage

(The Daily Express)

Matteo Salvini
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Salvation time

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