Pluto Has Been Officially Reclassified As A Planet! (satire)

(Science and Space)

Pluto has been officially reclassified as a planet!
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Oh, a fine day, if it also pleases a crestfallen public!

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Scientists unveil Event Horizon Telescope’s first image of a galaxy’s monster black hole

(Yahoo!)

A project called Event Horizon Telescope
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Can project/cover deep size hole to all Net

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Image: European Southern Observatory

First ever black hole image released

(BBC)

I find that nearly about a year after ol' cosmic fellow Stephen Hawking's death ~ it was then the first imagery of an actual black hole on the Wednesday of April!

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Consent condoms

(Toronto Sun)

Consent condoms need four hands
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Concerned, she stood; man dons. Fun!

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Julian Assange: Wikileaks co-founder arrested in London

(BBC)
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A great sadness re: ~ Assange arrested

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Pope meets South Sudan politicians

(Africanews)
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Pope Francis meets South Sudanese politicians
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Suppress hostilities, mean it, and focus on peace!

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FACT CHECK: Trump Wrongly States Obama Administration Had Child Separation Policy

(National Public Radio)

FACT CHECK: Trump wrongly states Obama administration had child separation policy
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Egomaniac's crackpot claim, but which tends to add to sympathy. Liar, liar, pants on fire!

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Trump Says the US Is ‘Full.’ Much of the Nation Has the Opposite Problem.

(The New York Times)

President Donald Trump's warning, "Our country is full"
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No wall funds? Trump's deterring policy is "Turn around!"

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Certified Moron Donald Trump Thinks Wind Turbines “Cause Cancer”

(Vanity Fair)

The US President Donald Trump thinks the noise of windmills is a cause of cancer
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A clinical field report found this human sickness is due to Pete Townshend's arm?

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Vegetarian whopper

(CNN)

Vegetarian whopper
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we approve the grain

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‘AGT’ Comedian Drew Lynch DESTROYS Heckler Mocking His Stutter

(Talent Recap)

Locating a star? Meet ~ America's Got Talent!

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Elizabeth Holmes is getting married

(BoingBoing)

Elizabeth Holmes is getting married
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I get brazen liar seems to delight him

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SpaceIL's Beresheet Moon Lander

(Space.com)

SpaceIL's Beresheet Moon Lander
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Behold! Israel enters space. Omen?

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Sen. Tom Udall won't run for re-election in New Mexico

(UPI)

Sen. Tom Udall won't run for re-election in New Mexico
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Current one exits; new one from a mold will continue.

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British band Her's dies in fiery car crash during US tour: 'The world is a cruel place'

(Yahoo!)

The indie duo band Her’s
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Hear? End! Both died in US!

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Theresa May’s Brexit Deal Is Rejected by UK Parliament

(The New York Times)

Theresa May’s Brexit deal is rejected by Parliament
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American experts may jeer at the debate: "Silly birds!"

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Michael Avenatti arrested on extortion, embezzlement charges

(UPI)

Michael Avenatti's extortion, embezzlement charges
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Rationalize the brazen tax scheme, get vile comments!

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Mueller Report Summary: No Collusion, No Exoneration

(Yahoo! News)

Mueller Report Summary: No Collusion, No Exoneration
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No Summons (eye roll); return to a more unipolar lexicon.

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A Damaged Soul and a Disordered Personality

(The Atlantic)

A Damaged Soul and a Disordered Personality
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Trump: Old, orange, and diseased. Adios, already!

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Trump Did Not Conspire with Russians in Election but Is Not Fully Exonerated

(Yahoo!)

Trump Did Not Conspire with Russians in Election
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Liar! Putin (Moscow) is his independent instructor

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