Jacinda Ardern rejects schoolgirl's £2.50 bribe to conduct 'dragon research'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Dragon research
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Ardern, go search!

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£4500 bottle of wine served in error

(MSN)

Restaurant diner accidentally served up 4,500 pounds bottle of wine
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Nice treat and its flavour would be decent! I rarely spent £40-50.

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Trump unveils 'merit-based' immigration policy plan

(BBC)

The possible new United States 'merit-based' immigration policy scheme
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Seems idiotic militants need not apply. Guess we hate their bombs, crime.

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Full English! All four European finalists come from Premier League

(Daily Mail)

Liverpool, Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal, and Chelsea
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Oh, a Prem lot earn all the TV slots and cash in Europe!

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Putin breaks silence on Russian spy Maria Butina after jailing in US

(Yahoo!)

Spy Maria Butina
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Ambit: a pry in USA

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Lil Dicky’s “Earth” Debuts At #3 On Global YouTube Music Videos Chart

(Headline Planet)

The Earth's beings live and rule upon it
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That's our divine greenish-blue planet! :)

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Original 'Star Wars' Chewbacca Peter Mayhew Dies at 74

(MSN)

Original 'Star Wars' Chewbacca Peter Mayhew Dies at 74
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Awe as we describe a giant character. Why, almost 7'4". RIP

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POLL: Voters believe Trump committed a crime, but shouldn't be impeached

(WFSB Eyewitness News 3)

Donald's creepy crime is in a ~ "solid" American presidency!

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Maya Figurine Workshop Discovered

(Archaeology)

Maya Figurine Workshop Discovered
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I'd use care, verify good workmanship

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Attackers slay Ebola doctor

(KRMG News)

Attackers slay Ebola doctor
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Attacked laboratory closes

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Perpetual recycling now possible

(WRAL TechWire)

Perpetual recycling now possible
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well, bye, repurposing plastic once

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Wild party nets 56 arrests near Roswell

(Koat Action News)

Wild party nets fifty-six arrests near Roswell
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Find answer: Tipsy extraterrestrials fly slow!

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Teen activist says UK is 'irresponsible' on climate

(BBC)

Greta Ernman Thunberg
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Her urgent manner at GB.

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Elon Musk: Machine That Connects Human Brain To Computers Coming Soon

(The Independent)

Elon Musk: Machine that connects human brain to computers coming soon
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Tip: But, the announcement risks such chaos--AI control among common men!

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'Worst has been avoided': Notre Dame Cathedral's structure is saved; French president vows to rebuild

(USA Today)

Notre Dame = Dear to men

Notre Dame cathedral = Dated? O, eternal charm!

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The Barr Cover-Up: Call It What It Is

(Forbes)

The Barr Cover-Up: Call It What It Is
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Art with a reciprocative bullsh*t

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Nusrat Jahan Rafi: Burned to death for reporting sexual harassment

(BBC)
Embed from Getty Images

Nusrat Jahan Rafi: Burned to death for reporting sexual harassment
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Ran to expose a fresh assault, had abhorrant judgment in return. Fair?

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Mueller report suggests the ‘fake news’ came from Trump, not the news media

(Washington Post)

Mueller Report suggests ‘fake news’ came from Trump
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Guess from argument from a plump reckless Tweeter?

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Mueller report: A corrupt, unpatriotic president, a stark impeachment choice for Democrats

(Yahoo!)

A corrupt, unpatriotic president, a stark impeachment choice for Democrats
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D. Trump is pathetic, dark, eccentric man, poisonous for America! Protect earth!

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Pluto Has Been Officially Reclassified As A Planet! (satire)

(Science and Space)

Pluto has been officially reclassified as a planet!
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Oh, a fine day, if it also pleases a crestfallen public!

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