Record floods breach Arkansas levee, overtop 2 in Missouri

(The Santa Fe New Mexican)

Record floods breach Arkansas levee, overtop two in Missouri
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Serious reminder: Pros can't block overflow, so avoid the areas!

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The Theresa May Story

(BBC)

The Theresa May story
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A mystery others hate

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Storm chasing tour has a ‘very unfortunate incident’ with a Kansas tornado

(The Santa Fe New Mexican)

Storm chasing tour has a ‘very unfortunate incident’ with a Kansas tornado
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Tourists and/or fans can overturn in a search. What'd you think? It's not a game!

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Burmese python found in Wicklow Mountains

(BBC)

A Burmese python has been discovered in the Wicklow Mountains
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Unloved Irish-based snake went out in snow, became hypothermic

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Deaths on Mount Everest — Who's to blame?

(Yahoo!)
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Deaths on Mount Everest
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Oh, most tense adventure!

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College student fell to her death while trying to snap a photo

(NBC News)

Oregon selfie death
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Foolish degenerate

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Thousands expected in Vienna to pay respects to F1 legend Lauda

(Yahoo! News)

"From success, you learn absolutely nothing. From failure and setbacks conclusions can be drawn. That goes for your private life as well as your career." - Niki Lauda
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Fun, noble, sacrosanct lesson: "Measure your self-knowing success by what you had to soulfully learn, craft, give, break up or sacrifice, in order to earn it." -Dalai Lama

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Game of Thrones Fans Fly Banner Over Seattle After Controversial Finale: 'Rewrite Season 8'

(People)
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HBO has transmuted the American novelist George Martin's fantasy title "A Song of Ice and Fire" ~ into a TV series “Game of Thrones”, featuring carnal themes, dragons, combat, death, life, insanity....

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Game of Thrones finale

(CNet)
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Game of Thrones finale
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I enrage them fool fans

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Trump to Pelosi: 'I don't do cover-ups'

(BBC)
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“Me? I don’t do cover-ups”
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Trump’s ode: “Do no vice!”

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Trump's Second Term

(The Atlantic)

Trump's US election victory
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Tut, it only covers up crimes!

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Jacinda Ardern rejects schoolgirl's £2.50 bribe to conduct 'dragon research'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Dragon research
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Ardern, go search!

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£4500 bottle of wine served in error

(MSN)

Restaurant diner accidentally served up 4,500 pounds bottle of wine
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Nice treat and its flavour would be decent! I rarely spent £40-50.

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Image: Raffi Youredjian

Trump unveils 'merit-based' immigration policy plan

(BBC)

The possible new United States 'merit-based' immigration policy scheme
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Seems idiotic militants need not apply. Guess we hate their bombs, crime.

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Full English! All four European finalists come from Premier League

(Daily Mail)

Liverpool, Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal, and Chelsea
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Oh, a Prem lot earn all the TV slots and cash in Europe!

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Putin breaks silence on Russian spy Maria Butina after jailing in US

(Yahoo!)

Spy Maria Butina
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Ambit: a pry in USA

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Lil Dicky’s “Earth” Debuts At #3 On Global YouTube Music Videos Chart

(Headline Planet)

The Earth's beings live and rule upon it
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That's our divine greenish-blue planet! :)

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Original 'Star Wars' Chewbacca Peter Mayhew Dies at 74

(MSN)

Original 'Star Wars' Chewbacca Peter Mayhew Dies at 74
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Awe as we describe a giant character. Why, almost 7'4". RIP

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POLL: Voters believe Trump committed a crime, but shouldn't be impeached

(WFSB Eyewitness News 3)

Donald's creepy crime is in a ~ "solid" American presidency!

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Maya Figurine Workshop Discovered

(Archaeology)

Maya Figurine Workshop Discovered
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I'd use care, verify good workmanship

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