Trump says sexual assault accuser E Jean Carroll 'not my type'

(BBC)

"I'll say it with great respect: Number one, she's not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, OK?"
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Ha! Vile Don Trump rapes puny, petite, pretty woman in beige in New York department store. He belches, he vents.

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Missouri's last clinic to close

(CNN)

Missouri's last clinic to close?
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it closes, crucial mission lost

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Welcome to Trump Heights, the Israeli Town That Doesn't Exist

(Haaretz Newspaper)

A region in the Golan Heights now bears Trump’s name
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Repugnant Orange Man’s no wiser - might be a shithole!

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Man ate 'expired' food for a year

(The San Francisco Chronicle)

Man ate 'expired' food for a year
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fed XI-day fare; aorta more open

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The rise of the sober bar?

(BBC)

The rise of the sober bar ~ boasts frothier beer, eh?

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Kevin Durant Charity Foundation online fundraiser

(iHeartRADIO)

Kevin Durant Charity Foundation online fundraiser
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Canadian folk united: "Sorry!" for inane uninvited hurt.

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Trump Appears to Think Charles Is Called ‘the Prince of Whales’

(The Daily Beast)

Trump appears to think Charles is called ‘The Prince of Whales’
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Nonethical rich shark misspelled part of a crap tweet. Help us!

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America Will Always Be 'Racist' -- If Nirvana Is the Goal

(Real Clear Politics)

Racism is spreading a lot on ~ American land; gossip, riots.

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Fla. Motorcyclist struck by lightning

(AP News)

Fla. Motorcyclist struck by lightning
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Grim night blast for cyclist. Not lucky.

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Here we go: Just like old times, Federer vs. Nadal in France

(Yahoo!)
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Federer versus Nadal in Roland Garros tournament, Paris
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Our grand stars drama, pure adrenaline for tennis lovers

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Trump visit avoids major pitfalls despite usual blunders

(The Guardian)

Trump has a visit to United Kingdom
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Damn that! I puke or vomit in disgust!

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German Chancellor Angela Merkel awarded a Harvard honorary degree

(PBS)

German Chancellor Angela Merkel awarded a Harvard honorary degree
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Anagram: Grand hall acknowledged her. Everyone roared. A real charmer!

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Record floods breach Arkansas levee, overtop 2 in Missouri

(The Santa Fe New Mexican)

Record floods breach Arkansas levee, overtop two in Missouri
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Serious reminder: Pros can't block overflow, so avoid the areas!

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The Theresa May Story

(BBC)

The Theresa May story
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A mystery others hate

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Storm chasing tour has a ‘very unfortunate incident’ with a Kansas tornado

(The Santa Fe New Mexican)

Storm chasing tour has a ‘very unfortunate incident’ with a Kansas tornado
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Tourists and/or fans can overturn in a search. What'd you think? It's not a game!

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Burmese python found in Wicklow Mountains

(BBC)

A Burmese python has been discovered in the Wicklow Mountains
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Unloved Irish-based snake went out in snow, became hypothermic

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Deaths on Mount Everest — Who's to blame?

(Yahoo!)
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Deaths on Mount Everest
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Oh, most tense adventure!

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College student fell to her death while trying to snap a photo

(NBC News)

Oregon selfie death
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Foolish degenerate

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Thousands expected in Vienna to pay respects to F1 legend Lauda

(Yahoo! News)

"From success, you learn absolutely nothing. From failure and setbacks conclusions can be drawn. That goes for your private life as well as your career." - Niki Lauda
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Fun, noble, sacrosanct lesson: "Measure your self-knowing success by what you had to soulfully learn, craft, give, break up or sacrifice, in order to earn it." -Dalai Lama

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Game of Thrones Fans Fly Banner Over Seattle After Controversial Finale: 'Rewrite Season 8'

(People)
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HBO has transmuted the American novelist George Martin's fantasy title "A Song of Ice and Fire" ~ into a TV series “Game of Thrones”, featuring carnal themes, dragons, combat, death, life, insanity....

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