Donald Trump praises Mohammed bin Salman for doing ‘spectacular job’

(The Guardian)

President Trump has praised the Saudi Arabian potentate Prince Mohammed bin Salman for doing ‘spectacular job’
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Absurd paradigm. I suppose he ordered that inept murder of Jamal in a panic, then spent on arms. Abominable tactics.

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Megan Rapinoe doubles down on skipping White House visit

(CBS News)

Megan Rapinoe, Team USA
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"A pure egoist, a mean man!"

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French city shuts down public pools after two women wear burkinis

(The Guardian)

Burkinis at the pool ~ are not OK. Publish it.

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Trump says sexual assault accuser E Jean Carroll 'not my type'

(BBC)

"I'll say it with great respect: Number one, she's not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, OK?"
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Ha! Vile Don Trump rapes puny, petite, pretty woman in beige in New York department store. He belches, he vents.

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Missouri's last clinic to close

(CNN)

Missouri's last clinic to close?
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it closes, crucial mission lost

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Welcome to Trump Heights, the Israeli Town That Doesn't Exist

(Haaretz Newspaper)

A region in the Golan Heights now bears Trump’s name
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Repugnant Orange Man’s no wiser - might be a shithole!

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Man ate 'expired' food for a year

(The San Francisco Chronicle)

Man ate 'expired' food for a year
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fed XI-day fare; aorta more open

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The rise of the sober bar?

(BBC)

The rise of the sober bar ~ boasts frothier beer, eh?

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Kevin Durant Charity Foundation online fundraiser

(iHeartRADIO)

Kevin Durant Charity Foundation online fundraiser
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Canadian folk united: "Sorry!" for inane uninvited hurt.

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Trump Appears to Think Charles Is Called ‘the Prince of Whales’

(The Daily Beast)

Trump appears to think Charles is called ‘The Prince of Whales’
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Nonethical rich shark misspelled part of a crap tweet. Help us!

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America Will Always Be 'Racist' -- If Nirvana Is the Goal

(Real Clear Politics)

Racism is spreading a lot on ~ American land; gossip, riots.

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Fla. Motorcyclist struck by lightning

(AP News)

Fla. Motorcyclist struck by lightning
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Grim night blast for cyclist. Not lucky.

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Here we go: Just like old times, Federer vs. Nadal in France

(Yahoo!)
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Federer versus Nadal in Roland Garros tournament, Paris
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Our grand stars drama, pure adrenaline for tennis lovers

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Trump visit avoids major pitfalls despite usual blunders

(The Guardian)

Trump has a visit to United Kingdom
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Damn that! I puke or vomit in disgust!

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German Chancellor Angela Merkel awarded a Harvard honorary degree

(PBS)

German Chancellor Angela Merkel awarded a Harvard honorary degree
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Anagram: Grand hall acknowledged her. Everyone roared. A real charmer!

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Record floods breach Arkansas levee, overtop 2 in Missouri

(The Santa Fe New Mexican)

Record floods breach Arkansas levee, overtop two in Missouri
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Serious reminder: Pros can't block overflow, so avoid the areas!

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The Theresa May Story

(BBC)

The Theresa May story
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A mystery others hate

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Storm chasing tour has a ‘very unfortunate incident’ with a Kansas tornado

(The Santa Fe New Mexican)

Storm chasing tour has a ‘very unfortunate incident’ with a Kansas tornado
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Tourists and/or fans can overturn in a search. What'd you think? It's not a game!

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Burmese python found in Wicklow Mountains

(BBC)

A Burmese python has been discovered in the Wicklow Mountains
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Unloved Irish-based snake went out in snow, became hypothermic

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Deaths on Mount Everest — Who's to blame?

(Yahoo!)
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Deaths on Mount Everest
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Oh, most tense adventure!

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