João Gilberto: Brazilian 'father of bossa nova' dies aged 88

(BBC)

Brazilian musician, creator of “The Girl From Ipanema”, dies
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Immortalize his music, fire a cannonade afar - RIP Gilberto.

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Can NASA really return people to the Moon by 2024?

(Nature)

Will NASA return people to the moon in a few years?
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Will Trump not wanna lie, too, as a fresh eyeopener?!

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Iran's Most Powerful Weapon Against America: Meet the IRGC

(Yahoo!)

Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps
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Group called "Iran's victorious army"

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Jeffrey Epstein sexual abuse case could push powerful friends into spotlight

(The Guardian)

1. Some famous high-ranking friends or enablers of Jeffrey Epstein 2. that egregious billionaire financier. 3. the British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell, 4. Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, 5. a sex slave Virginia Roberts, 6. The American entrepreneur Donald Trump,

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1. Rumor or nonsense I infer? Rearrest the felon, 2. Paedophile sex trafficker ran parties with 3. UK media tycoon’s daughter. 4. had sexual relations with 5. baby-faced jeune fille ‘virgin’ in fresh lingerie/miniskirt?! 6. an overeager Palm Beach bestie ogling minors?

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New Melania Trump statue in Slovenia gets mixed reviews

(BBC)

This new statue of Melania Trump - it is so naive
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I hesitate at Slovenian Smurf mutation - I spew.

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NASA's Dragonfly drone on Titan

(Science)

NASA's Dragonfly drone on Titan
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got nonstandard info analyser

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Antarctic sea ice goes from record high to record low in three years

( The Irish Times)

A tactic: increase ~ Antarctic sea ice

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Luis Alvarez, police campaigner for 9/11 compensation, dies

(BBC)

Luis Alvarez, police campaigner for continued World Trade Center compensation from the US government, has died
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Mourn a zealot with proven lung/liver cancer from carcinogenic dust. He ranted, opposed Senate. ‘Fidelis Ad Mortem’.

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‘Fidelis Ad Mortem’ (Faithful Unto Death) is the motto of the NYPD

‘IT: Chapter 2’ Pushes Its Gore To The Brink – Promises Writer

(ScreenGeek)

'IT' novel
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Violent!

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Donald Trump praises Mohammed bin Salman for doing ‘spectacular job’

(The Guardian)

President Trump has praised the Saudi Arabian potentate Prince Mohammed bin Salman for doing ‘spectacular job’
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Absurd paradigm. I suppose he ordered that inept murder of Jamal in a panic, then spent on arms. Abominable tactics.

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Megan Rapinoe doubles down on skipping White House visit

(CBS News)

Megan Rapinoe, Team USA
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"A pure egoist, a mean man!"

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French city shuts down public pools after two women wear burkinis

(The Guardian)

Burkinis at the pool ~ are not OK. Publish it.

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Trump says sexual assault accuser E Jean Carroll 'not my type'

(BBC)

"I'll say it with great respect: Number one, she's not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, OK?"
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Ha! Vile Don Trump rapes puny, petite, pretty woman in beige in New York department store. He belches, he vents.

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Missouri's last clinic to close

(CNN)

Missouri's last clinic to close?
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it closes, crucial mission lost

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Welcome to Trump Heights, the Israeli Town That Doesn't Exist

(Haaretz Newspaper)

A region in the Golan Heights now bears Trump’s name
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Repugnant Orange Man’s no wiser - might be a shithole!

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Man ate 'expired' food for a year

(The San Francisco Chronicle)

Man ate 'expired' food for a year
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fed XI-day fare; aorta more open

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The rise of the sober bar?

(BBC)

The rise of the sober bar ~ boasts frothier beer, eh?

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Kevin Durant Charity Foundation online fundraiser

(iHeartRADIO)

Kevin Durant Charity Foundation online fundraiser
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Canadian folk united: "Sorry!" for inane uninvited hurt.

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Trump Appears to Think Charles Is Called ‘the Prince of Whales’

(The Daily Beast)

Trump appears to think Charles is called ‘The Prince of Whales’
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Nonethical rich shark misspelled part of a crap tweet. Help us!

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America Will Always Be 'Racist' -- If Nirvana Is the Goal

(Real Clear Politics)

Racism is spreading a lot on ~ American land; gossip, riots.

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