Top Moon Conspiracy Theories and Why They Are Stupid

(Live Science)

Top Ten Reasons the Moon Landings Could Be a Hoax: 10. The Waving Flag 9. Lack of Impact Crater 8. Multiple Light Sources 7. The Van Allen Radiation Belt 6. The Unexplained Object 5. Slow-Motion Walking and Hidden Cables 4. Lack of Stars 3. The "C" Rock 2. The Layered Cross-hairs 1. The Duplicate Backdrop

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10. Expected to be calm (no wind) 9. No dust kicked up on vehicle arrival 8. Wacky shadows 7. Harsh - humans can be fried 6. Reflection in astronaut's helmet 5. Stroll lag, exaggerated leaps 4. Nothing to block all constellations 3. Like a prop 2. Located behind objects 1. Identical match, though far apart

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Epstein denied bail

(CBS News)

Epstein denied bail
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Detain penis; be idle

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Ocasio-Cortez on Trump rally: 'The president put millions of Americans in danger'

(The Guardian)

'It is about creating a volatile environment in this country through violent rhetoric that puts anyone, like Ilhan, anyone who believes in the rights of all people, in danger'
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Hah! The vile non-white anti-foreigner chant ‘Send her back!’ is politically ignorant. It is unintelligent. Hell, he is one vituperative arrogant SOB, a loony, no? Hey, vote Trump out!

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Trump racism row: BBC audiences on being told to 'go home'

(BBC)

Trump, the racist President of America, wants to send “foreign” people back to where they came from. Yes ~ Trump is a bigot, is a moron. We know that people descend from many races. I respect the fact they’re free!

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Obituary: Andrew Graham-Yooll, the man who dared to report on Argentina's missing

(BBC)

The Buenos Aires Herald had news editor Andrew Graham-Yooll
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He was otherworldly, had reasoned role. Argentina abused him.

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German leader Merkel seen shaking for 3rd time in a month

(Yahoo!)

German leader Merkel seen shaking for third time in a month
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She remarked: "Nothing to fear, kind men. Mere thrills, I manage."

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Time Magazine’s List of The Top Ten Abuses of Power

(Time)

Time Magazine’s List of The Top Ten Abuses of Power on their website 1. Richard Nixon's Plumbers 2. India's Telecoms Scandal 3. Dennis Kozlowski and the Tyco Roman Orgy 4. Gaddafi's Nepotism 5. Moshe Katsav and the Ministry Staffer 6. Silvio Berlusconi and the Bunga Bunga Parties 7. Kim Jong Il's Concubines 8. Roger Vangheluwe's Abuse Scandal 9. China's Food Safety Czar Accepts Bribes 10. Albert Fall's Teapot Dome But where on earth is President Trump?

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Scandalous Obscurantists, Fibbing Gentlemen 1. Watergate break-in 2. Bent Andimithu Raja 3. Pure tactlessness of conman’s ice Statue of David urinating vodka 4. Bizarre dictator’s beneficent old boy network 5. Israel’s President’s scandal 6. PM gambols with, beds sassy teen Karima El Mahroug 7. Schmaltziest Happy Corps cocottes 8. Bishop of Bruges’ pedophile offense 9. Zheng Xiaoyu sinned 10. Oil field Mammon. Ah, sinner. Love rat ruts with whores.

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João Gilberto: Brazilian 'father of bossa nova' dies aged 88

(BBC)

Brazilian musician, creator of “The Girl From Ipanema”, dies
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Immortalize his music, fire a cannonade afar - RIP Gilberto.

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Can NASA really return people to the Moon by 2024?

(Nature)

Will NASA return people to the moon in a few years?
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Will Trump not wanna lie, too, as a fresh eyeopener?!

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Iran's Most Powerful Weapon Against America: Meet the IRGC

(Yahoo!)

Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps
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Group called "Iran's victorious army"

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Jeffrey Epstein sexual abuse case could push powerful friends into spotlight

(The Guardian)

1. Some famous high-ranking friends or enablers of Jeffrey Epstein 2. that egregious billionaire financier. 3. the British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell, 4. Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, 5. a sex slave Virginia Roberts, 6. The American entrepreneur Donald Trump,

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1. Rumor or nonsense I infer? Rearrest the felon, 2. Paedophile sex trafficker ran parties with 3. UK media tycoon’s daughter. 4. had sexual relations with 5. baby-faced jeune fille ‘virgin’ in fresh lingerie/miniskirt?! 6. an overeager Palm Beach bestie ogling minors?

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New Melania Trump statue in Slovenia gets mixed reviews

(BBC)

This new statue of Melania Trump - it is so naive
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I hesitate at Slovenian Smurf mutation - I spew.

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NASA's Dragonfly drone on Titan

(Science)

NASA's Dragonfly drone on Titan
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got nonstandard info analyser

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Antarctic sea ice goes from record high to record low in three years

( The Irish Times)

A tactic: increase ~ Antarctic sea ice

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Luis Alvarez, police campaigner for 9/11 compensation, dies

(BBC)

Luis Alvarez, police campaigner for continued World Trade Center compensation from the US government, has died
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Mourn a zealot with proven lung/liver cancer from carcinogenic dust. He ranted, opposed Senate. ‘Fidelis Ad Mortem’.

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‘Fidelis Ad Mortem’ (Faithful Unto Death) is the motto of the NYPD

‘IT: Chapter 2’ Pushes Its Gore To The Brink – Promises Writer

(ScreenGeek)

'IT' novel
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Violent!

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Donald Trump praises Mohammed bin Salman for doing ‘spectacular job’

(The Guardian)

President Trump has praised the Saudi Arabian potentate Prince Mohammed bin Salman for doing ‘spectacular job’
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Absurd paradigm. I suppose he ordered that inept murder of Jamal in a panic, then spent on arms. Abominable tactics.

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Megan Rapinoe doubles down on skipping White House visit

(CBS News)

Megan Rapinoe, Team USA
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"A pure egoist, a mean man!"

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French city shuts down public pools after two women wear burkinis

(The Guardian)

Burkinis at the pool ~ are not OK. Publish it.

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Trump says sexual assault accuser E Jean Carroll 'not my type'

(BBC)

"I'll say it with great respect: Number one, she's not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, OK?"
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Ha! Vile Don Trump rapes puny, petite, pretty woman in beige in New York department store. He belches, he vents.

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