A Fake Heiress Called Anna Delvey Conned the City’s Wealthy. ‘I’m Not Sorry,’ She Says

(The New York Times)
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Miss Anna Delvey
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Yes, is damn venal

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We must call the El Paso shooting what it is: Trump-inspired terrorism

(The Guardian)

President Trump's political views
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I, plump evil twisted racist person.

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Democratic debate winners and losers from both nights

(BBC)

Democratic debates
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Academics do better

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Military Fraudster Sentenced

(FBI)

Military Fraudster Sentenced
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scum transfered real identity

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Inside the Secret World of Incels: Misogyny, murder and cowardice

( The Irish Times)

Involuntary Celibates
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Not nice, try 'all abusive'

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Boris Johnson insists odds of No Deal Brexit a ‘million to one’

(The Sun)

The odds of disorderly Brexit are a-million-to-one against.
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I'd relax, retired if I loaded money on Boris's longshot. Ta-ta!

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The Lion King review: Remake might be too realistic for its own good

(CNet)

The current adaptation of 'The Lion King'
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None thank the CGI - part of it ruined a lot!

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British trophy hunters killing 100 puffins a time then bringing them home as souvenirs

(Metro)

Puffin shooters abroad
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Photo's unsafe for a bird.

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Scottish rape suspect faked death

(AP News)

Scottish rape suspect faked death
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The supposed attacker hides facts

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Rutger Hauer, star of Blade Runner, dies aged 75

(The Guardian)

Rutger Hauer (replicant Roy Batty) has died. This malcontent's flown
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The actor was the star in the gory dystopian cult film Bladerunner.

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Trump 'stands with the people who support him': Campaign

(ABC News)

"I have worked with President Trump for two years and he is not a racist: he is a compassionate man whose policies have focused on the minority community." - Mercedes Schlapp
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Unreceptive racist - no! Mamma mia... I mean, come on! After the monstrosity of words spoken in that order, I suppose we say she needs a wild vicious schlapp to the head (which I cry!)

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Models Claim Alleged Assault and Harassment by Kardashian Photographer Marcus Hyde: ‘He’s a Complete Predator’

(Yahoo!)

Photographer Marcus Hyde
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Predator: "Oh, shag prey, chum!"
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O, shot her rump? Charged! Pay!

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Organism eats man's brain

(The Charlotte Observer)

Organism eats man's brain ~ Amoeba stirs, snaring man

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Sun Yang faces lifetime ban: Chinese swim star’s career in balance as Wada appeal to CAS to overthrow Fina inaction over doping incident

(South China Morning Post)

The Chinese swimmer Sun Yang
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Hmm, yes - winner uses cheating

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Iran says US may have shot down its own drone by mistake

(USA Today)

US may have shot down its own drone
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Humor: Navy shot and we owned it. SOS!

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These cute creatures don’t mean to be rude — they just can’t help sticking their tongues out

(The Sun)

It is World Stick Out Your Tongue Day
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I do untidy gesticulatory workouts

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Latitude festival accused of cruelty over pink sheep stunt

(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)

Dyeing a flock of sheep
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Had goofy pink fleeces

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Train delayed as commuter's hair gets stuck in door

(MSN)

Train delayed as commuter's hair gets stuck in door
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It stranded metro carriage! You send us a locksmith!

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Top Moon Conspiracy Theories and Why They Are Stupid

(Live Science)

Top Ten Reasons the Moon Landings Could Be a Hoax: 10. The Waving Flag 9. Lack of Impact Crater 8. Multiple Light Sources 7. The Van Allen Radiation Belt 6. The Unexplained Object 5. Slow-Motion Walking and Hidden Cables 4. Lack of Stars 3. The "C" Rock 2. The Layered Cross-hairs 1. The Duplicate Backdrop

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10. Expected to be calm (no wind) 9. No dust kicked up on vehicle arrival 8. Wacky shadows 7. Harsh - humans can be fried 6. Reflection in astronaut's helmet 5. Stroll lag, exaggerated leaps 4. Nothing to block all constellations 3. Like a prop 2. Located behind objects 1. Identical match, though far apart

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Epstein denied bail

(CBS News)

Epstein denied bail
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Detain penis; be idle

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