Greenland is not for sale

(National Geographic)

Greenland is not for sale
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Tell a foreign ass, nerd: No!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan Parkinson

Dirty diaper hits trooper's car

(UPI)

Dirty diaper hits trooper's car
=
this tired car, "Poopy Rider" star

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Steve Baker

Trump Clarification Syndrome

(The New Yorker)

The Trump Clarification Syndrome
=
Run Earth from mendacity - politics!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Duncan C

Jeffrey Epstein Autopsy Finds Hyoid Neck Bone Break, Expert Says It Raises "Questions About Strangulation"

(Newsweek)

Epstein’s crushed hyoid bone
=
He seduced boys in the prison?

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: State of Florida

Trump wants to buy Greenland

(NBC News)

Trump wants to buy Greenland
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Damn! Unutterably wrong step

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Christian Andersen

Khachaturyan sisters who killed father touch Russian hearts

(BBC)
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Khachaturyan sisters who killed father touch Russian hearts
=
Russians throw fury, ask, "Shalt thou incarcerate kith he lashed!?"

Anagram: Zeshan Syed

Amazon fires: Record number burning in Brazil rainforest - space agency

(BBC)

The Amazon Rainforest
=
No, a fire mars that zone!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: CIFOR

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood – Tarantino’s last word? Discuss with spoilers

(The Guardian)

Tarantino’s last of nine feature films ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ showcases a rather
~
serene, sinuous Sharon Tate (wow factor!)
Manson Family plot
This failed leonine actor (ha!)

Anagram: Julian Lofts

CRUISE CONTROL Tom Cruise moves his family into his luxury Scientology apartment block ‘to stop them leaving cult like Katie Holmes’

(The Sun)

The actor Tom Cruise’s religion? Yes, ~ Tom is Scientology, he’s a recruiter

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Dr. Vincent Kluwe-Yorck

Anti-sex toilets will soak users

(Sky News)

Anti-sex toilets will soak users
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O, less sex; water kills situation

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: stevedexteruk

Trump Fat Shames His Supporter 'GO HOME, START EXERCISING!!!'

(TMZ)

So fat ample-arsed Trump, he ~ fat shamed male supporter

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan

Greek Mathematician Solves 78-Year-Old Riddle

(Greek Reporter)

"Algebra is pure ~ pleasure!" I brag.

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Hong Kong protests

Hong Kong protests
=
throngs got spoken

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Perseid meteor shower

(CNet)

Perseid meteor shower ~ is reported somewhere

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Jeff Sullivan

The Contradictory Americana on Display at the Iowa State Fair

(The Atlantic)

The Contradictory Americana on Display at the Iowa State Fair
=
Ah, presidential actions win: oratory, fatty ice cream, oath. Ta-Da!

Anagram: Zeshan Syed
Image: Phil Roeder

Zumba: How a missing tape launched a global craze

(BBC)

How a missing tape launched a global craze
=
We all get a high in a 'poor' Zumba dance class

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Jeffrey Pioquinto

Michael Moore: Only former first lady Michelle Obama could "crush Trump" in the 2020 election

(Salon)

So is Donald Trump the president in future time?
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I don't prefer his rude input. I am most unsettled.

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Terry Ballard

Kashmir dispute: Pakistan downgrades ties with India

(BBC)

Kashmir dispute
=
Skirmish update

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Kandukuru Nagarjun

A Fake Heiress Called Anna Delvey Conned the City’s Wealthy. ‘I’m Not Sorry,’ She Says

(The New York Times)
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Miss Anna Delvey
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Yes, is damn venal

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We must call the El Paso shooting what it is: Trump-inspired terrorism

(The Guardian)

President Trump's political views
=
I, plump evil twisted racist person.

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Image: Thomas Cizauskas