Howard Schultz, Former Starbucks Chief, Won’t Run for President in 2020

(The New York Times)

Howard Schultz, Former Starbucks Chief, Won’t Run for President in 2020
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Burnt Coffee Whizkid Shuns 2020 Trumpcard. Forlorn, He Craters, Owns It.

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Boris: a Brexit messiah with feet of clay?

(The Scottish Farmer)

Messiah in disastrous Brexit?
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A turd exists - his name is Boris!

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'Picky' teen goes blind after diet of only fries and chips, study says

(USA Today)

'Picky' teen goes blind after diet of only fries and chips, study says
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For bad sight deficiency, see parent style on display, not fussy kid!

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Mattis and Theranos scandal

(Vox)

Mattis and the Theranos scandal
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toss the damn stained charlatan

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Gillibrand, Seth Moulton. Hickenlooper drop out of race

(Newsweek)

Gillibrand, Seth Moulton, Hickenlooper drop out of race
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Trio had no long race likelihood, support often crumble

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Astronomers find bizarre planet 'unlike any other discovered so far'

(CNet)

Astronomers find bizarre planet 'unlike any other discovered so far'
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Moves of planet HR like Santa's reindeers: ordained orbit or crazy fun?

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Prince Andrew’s new statement on his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein is baffling

(News.com.au)

"At no stage during the limited time I spent with him did I see, witness or suspect any behaviour of the sort that subsequently led to his arrest and conviction."
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That chubby stud, that elitist tergiversator, Prince Andrew, conveniently omitted he’d quite a lot of nude massages with minors in Epstein’s house. Idiot! Hiss!

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176 Reasons Donald Trump Shouldn’t Be President

(GQ)

President of the United States of America
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See Trump denote a disaster in that office!

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Greenland is not for sale

(National Geographic)

Greenland is not for sale
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Tell a foreign ass, nerd: No!

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Dirty diaper hits trooper's car

(UPI)

Dirty diaper hits trooper's car
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this tired car, "Poopy Rider" star

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Trump Clarification Syndrome

(The New Yorker)

The Trump Clarification Syndrome
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Run Earth from mendacity - politics!

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Jeffrey Epstein Autopsy Finds Hyoid Neck Bone Break, Expert Says It Raises "Questions About Strangulation"

(Newsweek)

Epstein’s crushed hyoid bone
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He seduced boys in the prison?

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Trump wants to buy Greenland

(NBC News)

Trump wants to buy Greenland
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Damn! Unutterably wrong step

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Khachaturyan sisters who killed father touch Russian hearts

(BBC)
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Khachaturyan sisters who killed father touch Russian hearts
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Russians throw fury, ask, "Shalt thou incarcerate kith he lashed!?"

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Amazon fires: Record number burning in Brazil rainforest - space agency

(BBC)

The Amazon Rainforest
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No, a fire mars that zone!

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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood – Tarantino’s last word? Discuss with spoilers

(The Guardian)

Tarantino’s last of nine feature films ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ showcases a rather
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serene, sinuous Sharon Tate (wow factor!)
Manson Family plot
This failed leonine actor (ha!)

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CRUISE CONTROL Tom Cruise moves his family into his luxury Scientology apartment block ‘to stop them leaving cult like Katie Holmes’

(The Sun)

The actor Tom Cruise’s religion? Yes, ~ Tom is Scientology, he’s a recruiter

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Anti-sex toilets will soak users

(Sky News)

Anti-sex toilets will soak users
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O, less sex; water kills situation

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Trump Fat Shames His Supporter 'GO HOME, START EXERCISING!!!'

(TMZ)

So fat ample-arsed Trump, he ~ fat shamed male supporter

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Greek Mathematician Solves 78-Year-Old Riddle

(Greek Reporter)

"Algebra is pure ~ pleasure!" I brag.

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