Seven tonnes of marine plastic pollution collected on remote Arnhem Land beach

(The Guardian)

Plastics in the oceans
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This space is not clean
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Is this aspect clean? No!

Anagram: George Missailidis
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What happens to 'Gucci Grace' now that Robert Mugabe is gone?

(CNN)

Robert and Grace Mugabe
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Brute romanced garbage

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Indian woman gives birth to twins at age of 73

(CNN)

Indian woman gives birth to twins at seventy-three
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What strength! So, maybe it was Divine intervention.

Anagram: Dharam

Bianca Andreescu, 19, Defeats Serena Williams in U.S. Open Women's Singles Final

(People)

Tennis player Bianca Andreescu, a ~ Canadian, aces inept burly Serena

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Brexit delay set to become law after winning Lords' approval

(Al Jazeera)

Brexit delay ~ axed liberty

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Scottish Lake's DNA Suggests Loch Ness 'Monster' Might Be Giant Eel

(Huffington Post)

Loch Ness water has revealed ~ what searchers solve - eel DNA!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Dennis Jarvis

Man Somehow Catches Stranger's Phone Mid-Air on Roller Coaster

(Thrillist)

So, here's a man pulling off one remarkable catch!
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Roller coaster fan, Samuel Kempf can be on a high :-)

Anagram: Chris Sturdy

Howard Schultz, Former Starbucks Chief, Won’t Run for President in 2020

(The New York Times)

Howard Schultz, Former Starbucks Chief, Won’t Run for President in 2020
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Burnt Coffee Whizkid Shuns 2020 Trumpcard. Forlorn, He Craters, Owns It.

Anagram: Mike Hammond
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Boris: a Brexit messiah with feet of clay?

(The Scottish Farmer)

Messiah in disastrous Brexit?
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A turd exists - his name is Boris!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Steve Eason

'Picky' teen goes blind after diet of only fries and chips, study says

(USA Today)

'Picky' teen goes blind after diet of only fries and chips, study says
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For bad sight deficiency, see parent style on display, not fussy kid!

Anagram: Dharam
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Mattis and Theranos scandal

(Vox)

Mattis and the Theranos scandal
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toss the damn stained charlatan

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Gillibrand, Seth Moulton. Hickenlooper drop out of race

(Newsweek)

Gillibrand, Seth Moulton, Hickenlooper drop out of race
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Trio had no long race likelihood, support often crumble

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Astronomers find bizarre planet 'unlike any other discovered so far'

(CNet)

Astronomers find bizarre planet 'unlike any other discovered so far'
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Moves of planet HR like Santa's reindeers: ordained orbit or crazy fun?

Anagram: Zeshan Syed

Prince Andrew’s new statement on his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein is baffling

(News.com.au)

"At no stage during the limited time I spent with him did I see, witness or suspect any behaviour of the sort that subsequently led to his arrest and conviction."
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That chubby stud, that elitist tergiversator, Prince Andrew, conveniently omitted he’d quite a lot of nude massages with minors in Epstein’s house. Idiot! Hiss!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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176 Reasons Donald Trump Shouldn’t Be President

(GQ)

President of the United States of America
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See Trump denote a disaster in that office!

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Greenland is not for sale

(National Geographic)

Greenland is not for sale
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Tell a foreign ass, nerd: No!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Dirty diaper hits trooper's car

(UPI)

Dirty diaper hits trooper's car
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this tired car, "Poopy Rider" star

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Trump Clarification Syndrome

(The New Yorker)

The Trump Clarification Syndrome
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Run Earth from mendacity - politics!

Anagram: George Missailidis
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Jeffrey Epstein Autopsy Finds Hyoid Neck Bone Break, Expert Says It Raises "Questions About Strangulation"

(Newsweek)

Epstein’s crushed hyoid bone
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He seduced boys in the prison?

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Trump wants to buy Greenland

(NBC News)

Trump wants to buy Greenland
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Damn! Unutterably wrong step

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Christian Andersen