Afghan peace deal: Trump says Taliban talks are 'dead'

(BBC)

Pretended summit
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Is Trump demented?

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Huffman sentenced to prison

(CNN)

Huffman sentenced to prison
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Hard confinement? Soft? Pen us!

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Felicity Huffman handed prison time over college admissions scandal

(BBC)

As these US prosecutors averred that "neither probation nor home confinement (in a large home in the Hollywood Hills with an infinity pool) would constitute meaningful punishment or deter others from committing similar crimes".
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Oh no, this corrupt ‘Desperate Housewives’ actor/moron Ms Felicity Huffman, she tried enrolling her nubile, nitwit daughter, Sophia, into top institution. No atonement. Moron is sentenced. Grim Mr William Macy has left her. Hello! Moron!

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DOD manager says "UFOs are real!"

(Huffington Post)

DOD manager says "UFOs are real!"
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So, do alarm us! Yes, fear a danger!

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Welsh rugby legend Gareth Thomas reveals HIV diagnosis

(The Guardian)

Gareth ‘Alfie’ Thomas has AIDS
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Oh, it’s a life drama. He’s aghast!

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Drone Strikes Hit Saudi Oil

(CNN)

Drone Strikes Hit Saudi Oil
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it's real odd (serious, I think).

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Permanent Record by Edward Snowden review – the whistleblower’s memoir

(The Guardian)

Odd American whistleblower’s ‘Permanent Record’
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Edward Snowden lit a torch, pens cerebral memoir

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Human corpses keep moving for over a year after death, scientist says

(Newsweek)

Human corpses keep moving for over a year after death, scientist says
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A very freak decomposition process ensures many a shift at the grave.

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Seven tonnes of marine plastic pollution collected on remote Arnhem Land beach

(The Guardian)

Plastics in the oceans
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This space is not clean
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Is this aspect clean? No!

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What happens to 'Gucci Grace' now that Robert Mugabe is gone?

(CNN)

Robert and Grace Mugabe
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Brute romanced garbage

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Indian woman gives birth to twins at age of 73

(CNN)

Indian woman gives birth to twins at seventy-three
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What strength! So, maybe it was Divine intervention.

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Bianca Andreescu, 19, Defeats Serena Williams in U.S. Open Women's Singles Final

(People)

Tennis player Bianca Andreescu, a ~ Canadian, aces inept burly Serena

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Brexit delay set to become law after winning Lords' approval

(Al Jazeera)

Brexit delay ~ axed liberty

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Scottish Lake's DNA Suggests Loch Ness 'Monster' Might Be Giant Eel

(Huffington Post)

Loch Ness water has revealed ~ what searchers solve - eel DNA!

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Man Somehow Catches Stranger's Phone Mid-Air on Roller Coaster

(Thrillist)

So, here's a man pulling off one remarkable catch!
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Roller coaster fan, Samuel Kempf can be on a high :-)

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Howard Schultz, Former Starbucks Chief, Won’t Run for President in 2020

(The New York Times)

Howard Schultz, Former Starbucks Chief, Won’t Run for President in 2020
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Burnt Coffee Whizkid Shuns 2020 Trumpcard. Forlorn, He Craters, Owns It.

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Boris: a Brexit messiah with feet of clay?

(The Scottish Farmer)

Messiah in disastrous Brexit?
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A turd exists - his name is Boris!

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'Picky' teen goes blind after diet of only fries and chips, study says

(USA Today)

'Picky' teen goes blind after diet of only fries and chips, study says
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For bad sight deficiency, see parent style on display, not fussy kid!

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Mattis and Theranos scandal

(Vox)

Mattis and the Theranos scandal
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toss the damn stained charlatan

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Gillibrand, Seth Moulton. Hickenlooper drop out of race

(Newsweek)

Gillibrand, Seth Moulton, Hickenlooper drop out of race
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Trio had no long race likelihood, support often crumble

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