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(Washington Post)

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underacted script rant

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Teen activist tells Davos elite they're to blame for climate crisis

(CNN)

“We are facing [an] existential crisis, the biggest crisis humanity has ever faced....Some people, some companies, some decision makers in particular have known exactly what priceless values they have been sacrificing to continue making unimaginable amounts of money. I think many of you here today belong to that group of people." Whose great quote is this? Guess!
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Swedish girl Greta Thunberg - hey, she is quite a remarkable freak, a sweet, unconventional, goofy sixteen year old activist, a plucky campaigner with a Weltanschauung against a fiasco, i.e. imminent climate change/eco mayhem. An over opinionated freethinker, she mesmerises, testifies, convinces obnoxious, pompous, myopic, hoggish people (us!) to use boats, not fly

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Kevin Hart Likely To File Lawsuit Against Company Who Built His Barracuda

(Yahoo!)

Plymouth Barracuda
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O, hump, truly a bad car!

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Australian man dies after attack by a swooping magpie

(CNN)

Australian man dies after attack by a swooping magpie
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Bird takes a plunge, as if an impact woos a mate. Try again!

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Afghan peace deal: Trump says Taliban talks are 'dead'

(BBC)

Pretended summit
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Is Trump demented?

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Huffman sentenced to prison

(CNN)

Huffman sentenced to prison
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Hard confinement? Soft? Pen us!

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Felicity Huffman handed prison time over college admissions scandal

(BBC)

As these US prosecutors averred that "neither probation nor home confinement (in a large home in the Hollywood Hills with an infinity pool) would constitute meaningful punishment or deter others from committing similar crimes".
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Oh no, this corrupt ‘Desperate Housewives’ actor/moron Ms Felicity Huffman, she tried enrolling her nubile, nitwit daughter, Sophia, into top institution. No atonement. Moron is sentenced. Grim Mr William Macy has left her. Hello! Moron!

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DOD manager says "UFOs are real!"

(Huffington Post)

DOD manager says "UFOs are real!"
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So, do alarm us! Yes, fear a danger!

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Welsh rugby legend Gareth Thomas reveals HIV diagnosis

(The Guardian)

Gareth ‘Alfie’ Thomas has AIDS
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Oh, it’s a life drama. He’s aghast!

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Drone Strikes Hit Saudi Oil

(CNN)

Drone Strikes Hit Saudi Oil
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it's real odd (serious, I think).

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Permanent Record by Edward Snowden review – the whistleblower’s memoir

(The Guardian)

Odd American whistleblower’s ‘Permanent Record’
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Edward Snowden lit a torch, pens cerebral memoir

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Human corpses keep moving for over a year after death, scientist says

(Newsweek)

Human corpses keep moving for over a year after death, scientist says
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A very freak decomposition process ensures many a shift at the grave.

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Seven tonnes of marine plastic pollution collected on remote Arnhem Land beach

(The Guardian)

Plastics in the oceans
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This space is not clean
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Is this aspect clean? No!

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What happens to 'Gucci Grace' now that Robert Mugabe is gone?

(CNN)

Robert and Grace Mugabe
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Brute romanced garbage

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Indian woman gives birth to twins at age of 73

(CNN)

Indian woman gives birth to twins at seventy-three
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What strength! So, maybe it was Divine intervention.

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Bianca Andreescu, 19, Defeats Serena Williams in U.S. Open Women's Singles Final

(People)

Tennis player Bianca Andreescu, a ~ Canadian, aces inept burly Serena

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Brexit delay set to become law after winning Lords' approval

(Al Jazeera)

Brexit delay ~ axed liberty

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Scottish Lake's DNA Suggests Loch Ness 'Monster' Might Be Giant Eel

(Huffington Post)

Loch Ness water has revealed ~ what searchers solve - eel DNA!

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Man Somehow Catches Stranger's Phone Mid-Air on Roller Coaster

(Thrillist)

So, here's a man pulling off one remarkable catch!
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Roller coaster fan, Samuel Kempf can be on a high :-)

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Howard Schultz, Former Starbucks Chief, Won’t Run for President in 2020

(The New York Times)

Howard Schultz, Former Starbucks Chief, Won’t Run for President in 2020
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Burnt Coffee Whizkid Shuns 2020 Trumpcard. Forlorn, He Craters, Owns It.

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