‘You people with this phony Emoluments Clause’: Cabinet meeting turns into 71 minutes of Trump grievances

(Los Angeles Times)

"This Phony Emoluments Clause"
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So plain he mulcts the US money

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Greta Thunberg

(NBC News)

Greta Thunberg ~ gab green truth

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Movie theaters banning costumes

(KFYR-TV)

Movie theaters banning costumes
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using sense in move, combat threat

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President Trump Says He's an 'Island of One' on Removing Troops From Northeast Syria

(Yahoo!)

The "Island of One"
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DT? Insane fool, eh!?

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Eliud Kipchoge breaks two-hour marathon mark by 20 seconds

(BBC)

Eliud Kipchoge
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Uh, epic, godlike!

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A troubling choice’: authors criticise Peter Handke’s controversial Nobel win

(The Guardian)
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Peter Handke wins this year’s Nobel Prize for literature
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In retort we fear he purportedly likes the Serbian “Nazis”

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10 Journalism Brands Where You Find Real Facts Rather Than Alternative Facts

(Forbes)

Forbes' List of Top Journalism Brands: 1. The New York Times 2. The Wall Street Journal 3. The Washington Post 4. BBC 5. The Economist

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1. More truth with facts 2. Business or job bits 3. More center than left, not hostile 4. Major global spin, photos 5. Newstand weekly

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101 Indisputable Facts Proving Donald Trump Is An Idiot: A brief background of the most spectacularly unqualified person to ever occupy the White House

Trump’s an idiot
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Mr Disputation

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Did Trump Just Go Full Dr. Evil? Twitter Users React To Snake-Filled Moat Report

(Huffington Post)

Alligator or snake infested moat ~ to kill/eat migrants, reasoned oaf

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China marks Communist Party’s 70th anniversary with grand show of power

(Washington Post)

China communist rule anniversary
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I have concern. In summary: U R STALIN!

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Doha’s swelter at track and field worlds a hot, dry run for Tokyo Olympics

(Toronto Star)

This year's World Athletics Championships
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A silly temp in Doha is worth harsh sceptics!

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Blocked Marketer Accuses Facebook of Wielding 'Virtually Monopolistic Power'

(Law.com)

That is really intensely heinous - Facebook’s ‘virtually monopolistic power’ ~ over Stackla is an epic lie! UR a bully! I honestly opine it’s worth lots of money

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Dad cuts his allowance

(BuzzFeed)

Dad cuts his allowance
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he's slain; cad would act

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Lady Hale (and her spider brooch)

(CNN)

Lady Hale (and her spider brooch)
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her bloody sad arachnid helper

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Donald Trump demands Nobel prize ‘for a lot of things’

(OrissaPOST)

President Trump has demanded Nobel Peace Prize
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Deter dupe's zenith - inbred madman replaces Pope?

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Unredacted transcript

(Washington Post)

Unredacted transcript
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underacted script rant

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Teen activist tells Davos elite they're to blame for climate crisis

(CNN)

“We are facing [an] existential crisis, the biggest crisis humanity has ever faced....Some people, some companies, some decision makers in particular have known exactly what priceless values they have been sacrificing to continue making unimaginable amounts of money. I think many of you here today belong to that group of people." Whose great quote is this? Guess!
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Swedish girl Greta Thunberg - hey, she is quite a remarkable freak, a sweet, unconventional, goofy sixteen year old activist, a plucky campaigner with a Weltanschauung against a fiasco, i.e. imminent climate change/eco mayhem. An over opinionated freethinker, she mesmerises, testifies, convinces obnoxious, pompous, myopic, hoggish people (us!) to use boats, not fly

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Kevin Hart Likely To File Lawsuit Against Company Who Built His Barracuda

(Yahoo!)

Plymouth Barracuda
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O, hump, truly a bad car!

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Australian man dies after attack by a swooping magpie

(CNN)

Australian man dies after attack by a swooping magpie
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Bird takes a plunge, as if an impact woos a mate. Try again!

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Afghan peace deal: Trump says Taliban talks are 'dead'

(BBC)

Pretended summit
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Is Trump demented?

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