Donald Trump Fast Facts

(CNN)

Trump’s “To Do” List 1. Avoid conscription 2. Achieve billionaire status 3. Marry a beautiful woman 4. Be elected President of the United States 5. Build a wall 6. Lower golf handicap 7. Kill ISIS leader 8. Avoid impeachment 9. Get the Nobel Peace Prize 10. Canonisation 11. Spawn a dynasty 12. Immortality

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1. Heel calcifications 2. Real estate 3. Pretty Slovenian Melania 4. Vladimir’s lobotomized puppet 5. But all wailed 6. Cheat 7. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 8. Lie, employ Giuliani 9. Invade Sweden, then armistice 10. St Donald of Trump Tower 11. A nepotistic confederacy 12. Worst, most asinine POTUS in history

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Life and crimes of Ivan Milat, Australia’s most notorious serial killer

(News.com.au)

Headline is: “Perdition for an evil bastard!” - Mr ~ Ivan Robert Milat has died in federal prison

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2019 Rugby World Cup: World media reacts to All Blacks' shock semifinal loss against England

(The New Zealand Herald)

All Blacks ~ lack balls

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Boris Johnson ‘will ask EU for extension’ if no Brexit deal by Saturday

(The Guardian)

Boris is expectant
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Stops a nice Brexit

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Electric vehicle transformation

(Science)

Electric vehicle transformation
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trim or clean tech car fleet vision

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Hunter fatally gored by deer

(Washington Post)

Hunter fatally gored by deer
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Regrettably dreadful, honey.

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Liu Shichao: The Chinese 'peasant' whose binge drinking went global

(BBC)

Chinese binge drinker
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He drinks nice beer, gin
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He’s drinking nice beer

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Indian 'tiger poacher who ate sloth bear penises' arrested

(BBC)

The Indian tiger poacher who ate sloth bear penises is arrested
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These were aphrodisiacs to help ardent inebriants at orgies, eh?

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Female Spacewalkers Were Uplifted by Excitement Back on Earth

(NBC4 New York)

Female Spacewalkers
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flawless peacemaker

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‘You people with this phony Emoluments Clause’: Cabinet meeting turns into 71 minutes of Trump grievances

(Los Angeles Times)

"This Phony Emoluments Clause"
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So plain he mulcts the US money

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Greta Thunberg

(NBC News)

Greta Thunberg ~ gab green truth

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Movie theaters banning costumes

(KFYR-TV)

Movie theaters banning costumes
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using sense in move, combat threat

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President Trump Says He's an 'Island of One' on Removing Troops From Northeast Syria

(Yahoo!)

The "Island of One"
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DT? Insane fool, eh!?

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Eliud Kipchoge breaks two-hour marathon mark by 20 seconds

(BBC)

Eliud Kipchoge
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Uh, epic, godlike!

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A troubling choice’: authors criticise Peter Handke’s controversial Nobel win

(The Guardian)
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Peter Handke wins this year’s Nobel Prize for literature
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In retort we fear he purportedly likes the Serbian “Nazis”

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10 Journalism Brands Where You Find Real Facts Rather Than Alternative Facts

(Forbes)

Forbes' List of Top Journalism Brands: 1. The New York Times 2. The Wall Street Journal 3. The Washington Post 4. BBC 5. The Economist

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1. More truth with facts 2. Business or job bits 3. More center than left, not hostile 4. Major global spin, photos 5. Newstand weekly

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101 Indisputable Facts Proving Donald Trump Is An Idiot: A brief background of the most spectacularly unqualified person to ever occupy the White House

Trump’s an idiot
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Mr Disputation

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Did Trump Just Go Full Dr. Evil? Twitter Users React To Snake-Filled Moat Report

(Huffington Post)

Alligator or snake infested moat ~ to kill/eat migrants, reasoned oaf

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China marks Communist Party’s 70th anniversary with grand show of power

(Washington Post)

China communist rule anniversary
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I have concern. In summary: U R STALIN!

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Doha’s swelter at track and field worlds a hot, dry run for Tokyo Olympics

(Toronto Star)

This year's World Athletics Championships
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A silly temp in Doha is worth harsh sceptics!

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