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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Tony Robbins sues BuzzFeed for defamation over sexual misconduct reports

(New York Post)
Fortune Brainstorm Health

Life coach, philanthropist and writer Tony Robbins
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No sir, I'll both fornicate with any bitch AND prosper!
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Brainstorm Health

US attorney general blames 'screw-ups' for suicide

(BBC)
Epstein Didn't Act Alone

US attorney general blames 'screw-ups' for suicide
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Fourteen-year-old girl accusers saw Epstein's bum
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Tony Webster

Gordon Sondland's testimony

(USA Today)
Gordon Sondland - Caricature

Gordon Sondland's testimony
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no grand tensions, mostly odd
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: DonkeyHotey

Sideflank is the new sideboob, but you’ll definitely need to go knickerless to pull the look off

(The Sun)

Fans liked ~ sideflank
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

McLaren unveils $1.7 million supercar with no roof and a windshield made of air

(CNN)

McLaren Elva
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Clean marvel!
Anagram: View
Image: McLaren

Key Moments From Sondland, Cooper and Hale Testimony

(The New York Times)
Nats Win The World Series and DC Celebrates

The impeachment hearings
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Men shape nightmare ethic
Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Susan Melkisethian

Saturday, November 16, 2019

Couple launch gin made from ELEPHANT DUNG: £26-a-bottle booze is infused with semi-digested fruits and flowers

(Daily Mail)

Indlovu gin tastes like the ~ stinkiest volatile dung, eh!
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Friday, November 15, 2019

Plans for Notre Dame spire reconstruction cause a fight among officials

(ABC News)
FRANCE-FIRE-NOTRE DAME

The Notre Dame spire
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“RIP” - modern aesthete
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: vfutscher

Sunday, November 10, 2019

Roman Polanski Accused of 'Extremely Violent' Rape of a French Actress When She Was 18 in 1975

(People)
Sharon Tate and Roman Polanski in New York

Rajmund Roman Thierry Polanski
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Horny jerk, un-moral mind, a rapist
Anagram: View
Image: George

Former FBI Agent Robert Levinson

(Daily Mail)
Robert-Levinson.png

Former FBI Agent Robert Levinson
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Fans: never forget Robert (in limbo!)
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Wikimedia Commons

Thursday, November 7, 2019

Two former Twitter employees accused of spying for Saudi Arabia

(CNN)
twitter - What are you doing?

Two Former Twitter Employees Spying for Saudi Arabia
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Two men try US media power. FBI goes after royalist pair.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: keiyac

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Jeremy Clarkson brands Greta Thunberg a ‘spoilt brat’

(Metro)
Greta Thunberg and Train Mural 1

Greta Thunberg
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Tree hugg'n brat
Anagram: Jean Fontaine
Image: Amaury Laporte

Friday, November 1, 2019

Five men acquitted of gang-raping teenager in Spain

(BBC)
Concentración en Madrid en defensa de la víctima de la violación múltiple en San Fermín / Concentración en Madrid en defensa de la víctima de la violación múltiple en San Fermín

Females are “passive or neutral“
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So rule reprieves a malfeasant
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Adolfo Lujan

US judge dismisses case against legal brothels in Nevada

(Yahoo!)
Cottontail Ranch

Legal brothels in Nevada
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Earn banal love, delights
Anagram: View
Image: Michael Cory

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Meerkat Expert Attacked Monkey Handler With Wine Glass Over Llama Keeper

(NBC7)
ZSL London Photography Day

Meerkat Expert Attacked Monkey Handler With Wine Glass Over Llama Keeper
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O, the meerkat keeper wanted man's sex. Walloped her rival keenly. Grim attack.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Colin Haycock

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Donald Trump Fast Facts

(CNN)
F. TRUMP -- this one goes out to to all YOU SELFISH FK losers who hired NBC's worst actor for president... scott richard

Trump’s “To Do” List
1. Avoid conscription
2. Achieve billionaire status
3. Marry a beautiful woman
4. Be elected President of the United States
5. Build a wall
6. Lower golf handicap
7. Kill ISIS leader
8. Avoid impeachment
9. Get the Nobel Peace Prize
10. Canonisation
11. Spawn a dynasty
12. Immortality
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1. Heel calcifications
2. Real estate
3. Pretty Slovenian Melania
4. Vladimir’s lobotomized puppet
5. But all wailed
6. Cheat
7. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
8. Lie, employ Giuliani
9. Invade Sweden, then armistice
10. St Donald of Trump Tower
11. A nepotistic confederacy
12. Worst, most asinine POTUS in history
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: torbakhopper

Life and crimes of Ivan Milat, Australia’s most notorious serial killer

(News.com.au)

Headline is: “Perdition for an evil bastard!” - Mr ~ Ivan Robert Milat has died in federal prison
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Wikimedia Commons

2019 Rugby World Cup: World media reacts to All Blacks' shock semifinal loss against England

(The New Zealand Herald)
Mils Muliaina, New Zealand

All Blacks ~ lack balls
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Stewart Baird

Friday, October 25, 2019

Boris Johnson ‘will ask EU for extension’ if no Brexit deal by Saturday

(The Guardian)
Deal or no deal?

Boris is expectant
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Stops a nice Brexit
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Duncan C

Electric vehicle transformation

(Science)
Nissan Leaf

Electric vehicle transformation
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trim or clean tech car fleet vision
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Daremoshiranai