Anthony Joshua Can Reverse The Sportswash Effect Of His Saudi Fight

(The Huffington Post)

The Saudis’ sportswashing exercise
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Aghast such wide repression exists

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British woman survives six-hour cardiac arrest from hypothermia while hiking

(Metro)

This extremely cold patient suffered prolonged cardiac arrest and she “died” during a heavy snowstorm
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Expert doctors unerringly defrosted and resuscitated said hypothermic woman and salvaged her life

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Chinese gene-edited twins created to be immune to HIV may have 'unintended mutations'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Dr Urnov tweeted “his delusion and hubris are a tragic lesson – a negative example for the ages.”
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Ah, Dr He’s experimental gene editing violates rules. Ergo, he’s an avowed obscurantist, a fraud!

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Dollar General opening twenty stores a week

(NBC News)

Dollar General opening twenty stores a week
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Enterprise key agent: no large towns allowed

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1000 Protesters killed in Iran

(Politico)

1000 Protesters killed in Iran
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1000 knells rise per tradition

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India's crashed Vikram moon lander

(The Guardian)

India's crashed Vikram moon lander
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Arrives. Smack! Die! Hard moon landin'.

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Italian vinegar makers lose battle over 'balsamic' ownership

(BBC)

Protected geographical indication
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Acetic acid had proper title going on

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Uber drivers, riders report assaults

(The Verge)

Uber drivers, riders report assaults
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It's us; riders are bad perverts, or ... slur?

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Read the House Intelligence Committee's impeachment report in full

(Business Insider)

Report findings of the US House Intelligence Committee showed ~ how to use meddlesome thuggish interference often in politics

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Elon Musk Buys Out the Neighbors

(The Wall Street Journal)

Elon Musk Buys Out the Neighbors
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True bunk: he's buying lots o' homes

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I match clothes with my pug

(BBC)

I match clothes with my pug
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Hmm, ugly pet is what to chic?

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Tesla's Cybertruck window smash

(The Verge)

Tesla's Cybertruck window smash
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window smash try's cruel setback

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Old lady beats down robber at door

(Business Insider)

Old lady beats down robber at door
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Old babe draws blood at door entry

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EU chief lashes out at pro-Brexit MEPs in fiery rant

(The Daily Express)

Ursula von der Leyen
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Unruly leavers done

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Trump Tweeted A Photo of His Face on Rocky Balboa and the Internet Erupted

(Newsweek)

D Trump impersonates Rocky ~ and it sure prompts mockery

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Man dies from dog lick

(CNN)

Man dies from dog lick
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Fido gloms; karmic end

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Michael Bloomberg is finally officially running for president

(Vox)

Michael Bloomberg for US President
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Must be bored or a schemer if polling

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Tony Robbins sues BuzzFeed for defamation over sexual misconduct reports

(New York Post)

Life coach, philanthropist and writer Tony Robbins
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No sir, I'll both fornicate with any bitch AND prosper!

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US attorney general blames 'screw-ups' for suicide

(BBC)

US attorney general blames 'screw-ups' for suicide
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Fourteen-year-old girl accusers saw Epstein's bum

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Gordon Sondland's testimony

(USA Today)

Gordon Sondland's testimony
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no grand tensions, mostly odd

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