Jeremy Clarkson says God didn't want people to live in Australia

(The Daily Telegraph)

Jeremy Clarkson says that God didn't want people to live in Australia
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Many'd tend to gather it is Satan's evil work to place us all in jeopardy!

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“Dracula”: The Nuns Have a Point They’d Like to Make Painfully Clear to Our Count

(Bleeding Cool)

The new Dracula TV miniseries plot
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See vampiric tale retold with nuns

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Greta Thunberg: Teen Activist Weighs Into Australian Bushfire Crisis

(AP)

Swedish schoolgirl Greta Tintin Eleonora Thunberg
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The world built along her actions is greener on sight

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Sir Rod Stewart arrested and charged after allegedly assaulting a kids' party employee

(ED!)

Sir Rod Stewart
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Tired star rows

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World War 3: 'Serious escalation' in US-Iran war 'really easy', warns Obama's ex-adviser

(The Daily Express)

This illogical escalation
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All in, it is eschatological

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Top Iranian general killed in US airstrike in Baghdad, Pentagon confirms

(CNBC)
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General Soleimani
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In real, male is gone
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Male's legionnaire

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US says 'terminated' top Iran general to thwart attack on Americans

(Reuters)
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The United States of America
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Uh, dictates, terminates a foe

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Trump Just Announced A Nationwide Ban Of Flavored Vape Cartridges Except Tobacco And Menthol

(BuzzFeed)

Most flavored e-cigarettes banned in the US
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Nicotine befuddles voters, threatens MAGA

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US ban on flavored e-cigs

(BBC)

US ban on flavored e-cigs
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O no! Bad vice! Lungs safer.

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US kills top Iranian general in Baghdad air strike

(BBC)

"Top Iranian general killed by US in Iraq"
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Quite likely in a big plan and is an error.

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Majorana fermion computers

(Phys.org)

Majorana fermion computers ~ soon jar mainframe computer

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Who Donald Trump hated most on Twitter in 2019

(The New Zealand Herald)

Who Donald Trump hated most on Twitter last year 1. Jeff Bezos 2. The Bidens 3. Hillary Clinton 4. Andrew Cuomo 5. Spike Lee 6. Theresa May 7. John McCain 8. Debra Messing 9. Bette Midler 10. Barack Obama 11. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 12. Rosie O’Donnell 13. Nancy Pelosi 14. Chrissy Teigen 15. Greta Thunberg 16. Elizabeth Warren

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Detrimental harassment by sleazeball 1. Amazon “Bozo” 2. “Sleepy Joe” and his “criminal” son Hunter 3. “Crooked” heretic 4. Ornery Dem 5. Anti NRA 6. Brexit debacle 7. POW hero 8. “The Mess” 9. Mad 10. Birth certificate 11. “Wack job” 12. Tawdriest lesbian comedienne 13. Old “teeth falling out” 14. Swears 15. Angry young girl 16. “Pocahontas”

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Rafael Nadal and Maria Francisca Perello release photos of their wedding

(Tennis World)

Maria Francisca Perello
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I call Rafa more as "Prince"!

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French Chef Loses Legal Battle Over a Lost Michelin Star

(The New York Times)
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A Michelin Star downgrade for Marc Veyrat’s La Maison des Bois
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Sommelier’s arrogant, food’s very mild, and was a bit saccharine

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Dating app Bumble blocks Sharon Stone; users thought her profile was fake

(WDAM)

The US actress Sharon Stone is blocked from dating application Bumble
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A hot pornstar, shocking seductress, cute bimbo in LA limbo panted “False!”

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A Christmas they'll never forget! Delighted Thai schoolchildren are delivered gifts by elephants dressed like Santa as part of a 15-year festive tradition

(Daily Mail)

Who trained these sturdy four Thai elephants to put on fancy red Christmas costumes?
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Proud mahouts testify hefty Santas must sit or crouch to hand wee children a present

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China arrests 103 people in bust of counterfeit drug ring, seizes £5.5 million worth of fake glue

(The Daily Telegraph)

Deft corrupt Chinese tout ~ the counterfeit products

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Betelgeuse is dimming

(National Geographic)

Betelgeuse is dimming ~ is big, glum end time, see.

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Peruvian shamans predict Donald Trump won't be re-elected during ritual

(TVNZ)

Some shamans hold a ritual in Lima, Peru
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Oh, Mr Trump lies, has a delusional mania

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‘I never understood wind’: Trump goes on bizarre tirade against wind turbines

(The Guardian)

Trump loathes those wind turbines
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Inept dumbarse’s own hostile ‘truth’

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