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Wednesday, February 26, 2020

The anti-Greta: A conservative think tank takes on the global phenomenon

(MSN)
“I don't believe in Global Warming”: Climate change denial by #Banksy

The 'anti-Greta', Naomi Seibt
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Testing, I abominate Earth.
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Dunk

A millionaire fashion designer is accused of sex trafficking and raping women and girls during 'pamper parties' at his exclusive Bahamas estate

(Insider)
VP-BPZ

The fashion mogul Peter Nygard
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Young girls, ah? Often raped them!
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: Jeroen Stroes Aviation

Could we live in a world without rules?

(BBC)
No Rules

Could we live in a world without rules?
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Our lucid wives wouldn't allow it here
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Thomas Hawk

Bezos's Earth Fund

(BBC)
Jeff Bezos

Bezos's Earth Fund
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fund those zebras
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Insider Monkey

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Prince Andrew at 60: How did the Queen's 'favourite' son fall so spectacularly from grace?

(The Daily Telegraph)
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Prince Andrew has reached the age of sixty years old
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Feds hear cynical paedo had sorry sex with teenager
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Gwydion M Williams

TikTok family safe mode limits

(USA Today)
TikTok-im-Chat

TikTok family safe mode limits
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Folks, it makes time of day limit
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Christoph Scholz

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Trump awards controversial talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, who has advanced lung cancer, with the Presidential Medal of Freedom at SOTU

(Business Insider)
Rush Limbaugh - Caricature

The US Presidential Medal of Freedom has been ~ offered to ill despised man. He’s a mean brute, eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Coronavirus diagnostic test approved

(The Verge)
Self diagnosed Covid-19

Coronavirus diagnostic test approved
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US doctors provide against vector pain
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: id-iom

What if the whole world went vegan?

(BBC)
Easy vegan pho

What if the whole world went vegan?
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Whew, we'll have non-fat diet growth!
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Ella Olsson

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Tortoise with species-saving sex drive returns to Galápagos

(BBC)
0921ex2 Galapagos tortoise

The extremely old and fertile tortoise from the Galapagos islands
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Potent male Diego flirts, he really gets a lot of admirers and hot sex
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: jjjj56cp

Huge crater found in Laos

(The Independent)
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Huge crater found in Laos
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giant round surface hole
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: MAG

Sunday, January 12, 2020

Trump weighs in on Harry and Meghan royal split, defends the queen: 'I think it's sad'

(NBC News)
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Isn’t the POTUS anti-Megxit?
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Egotist upset at thin minx
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Becker1999

Two-person MRI

(Science)
CAT scanner

Two-person MRI
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prison term. Ow!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Liz West

Trump announces plan to acquire a book – about himself

(The Guardian)
Remove Trump banner at the Lincoln Memorial

Trump announces plan to acquire a book - about himself
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Such a "me before man" loon - quick to put a blast upon Iran!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Joe Flood

Thursday, January 9, 2020

US House votes to limit Trump war powers on Iran

(BBC)
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Congressional authorisation
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Not rue choosing to assail Iran
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Paul and Cathy

Queen ‘deeply upset’ at Harry & Meghan’s Royal exit sparking ‘civil war’ – with Charles & Wills ‘incandescent with rage’

(The Sun)
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Meghan and Harry Windsor ~ now dared harm his granny
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Maribeth McEwan

Trump faces uproar and consequences after Soleimani's killing

(AP)
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Donald Trump faces Iran's one uproar
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Old American fraud earns no support.
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Stephen Melkisethian

How Donald Trump was goaded into killing Iranian general Qassem Soleimani

(The Daily Telegraph)
DC Protests Trump's New Wars 25

Ayatollah Khomeini’s analysing a hardliner. He disingenuously chose to offend abhorrent thug on Twitter
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Those four words “You can’t do anything” then led to the harsh killing of Iranian General Soleimani by the USA
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Stephen Melkisethian

Steady-handed doctor performs first eye operation on gorilla

(BBC)

An eye doctor in the US has performed the first operation on western gorilla
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No wonder he used a lens replacement - a priority for the restoration of sight
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Ukraine Airliner Crashed

(CNN)
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Ukraine Airliner Crashed
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carrier shaken, Irani duel?
Anagram: Russ Atkinson