January 2020 was the hottest in modern recorded history, NOAA says

(ABC News)

Hottest January in recorded history
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Intro to the canary? Sorry, he just died...

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The anti-Greta: A conservative think tank takes on the global phenomenon

(MSN)

The 'anti-Greta', Naomi Seibt
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Testing, I abominate Earth.

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A millionaire fashion designer is accused of sex trafficking and raping women and girls during 'pamper parties' at his exclusive Bahamas estate

(Insider)

The fashion mogul Peter Nygard
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Young girls, ah? Often raped them!

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Could we live in a world without rules?

(BBC)

Could we live in a world without rules?
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Our lucid wives wouldn't allow it here

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Bezos's Earth Fund

(BBC)

Bezos's Earth Fund
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fund those zebras

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Prince Andrew at 60: How did the Queen's 'favourite' son fall so spectacularly from grace?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Prince Andrew has reached the age of sixty years old
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Feds hear cynical paedo had sorry sex with teenager

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TikTok family safe mode limits

(USA Today)

TikTok family safe mode limits
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Folks, it makes time of day limit

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Trump awards controversial talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, who has advanced lung cancer, with the Presidential Medal of Freedom at SOTU

(Business Insider)

The US Presidential Medal of Freedom has been ~ offered to ill despised man. He’s a mean brute, eh?

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Coronavirus diagnostic test approved

(The Verge)

Coronavirus diagnostic test approved
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US doctors provide against vector pain

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What if the whole world went vegan?

(BBC)

What if the whole world went vegan?
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Whew, we'll have non-fat diet growth!

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Tortoise with species-saving sex drive returns to Galápagos

(BBC)

The extremely old and fertile tortoise from the Galapagos islands
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Potent male Diego flirts, he really gets a lot of admirers and hot sex

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Huge crater found in Laos

(The Independent)

Huge crater found in Laos
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giant round surface hole

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Trump weighs in on Harry and Meghan royal split, defends the queen: 'I think it's sad'

(NBC News)

Isn’t the POTUS anti-Megxit?
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Egotist upset at thin minx

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Two-person MRI

(Science)

Two-person MRI
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prison term. Ow!

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Trump announces plan to acquire a book – about himself

(The Guardian)

Trump announces plan to acquire a book - about himself
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Such a "me before man" loon - quick to put a blast upon Iran!

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US House votes to limit Trump war powers on Iran

(BBC)

Congressional authorisation
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Not rue choosing to assail Iran

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Queen ‘deeply upset’ at Harry & Meghan’s Royal exit sparking ‘civil war’ – with Charles & Wills ‘incandescent with rage’

(The Sun)

Meghan and Harry Windsor ~ now dared harm his granny

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Trump faces uproar and consequences after Soleimani's killing

(AP)

Donald Trump faces Iran's one uproar
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Old American fraud earns no support.

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How Donald Trump was goaded into killing Iranian general Qassem Soleimani

(The Daily Telegraph)

Ayatollah Khomeini’s analysing a hardliner. He disingenuously chose to offend abhorrent thug on Twitter
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Those four words “You can’t do anything” then led to the harsh killing of Iranian General Soleimani by the USA

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Steady-handed doctor performs first eye operation on gorilla

(BBC)

An eye doctor in the US has performed the first operation on western gorilla
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No wonder he used a lens replacement - a priority for the restoration of sight

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