The difference between quarantine, isolation, and social distancing, explained

(Vox)

Social distancing
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Dissociating clan
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Citing Asian’s cold

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Prachatai

Native Australian smoky mouse becomes first species to be killed from bushfire smoke inhalation

(ABC)

The Australian smoky mouse is extinct
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Is unlucky - shame it exists no more. Ta-ta

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Office of Environment and Heritage

Bloomberg to join Democratic debate amid poll surge

(BBC)

Bloomberg to join Democratic debate amid poll surge
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Diplomatic combat... Argue, jostle... Bored, lingo bored me!

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Mike Bloomberg

Naomi Seibt: 'anti-Greta' activist called white nationalist an inspiration

(The Guardian)
Embed from Getty Images

Naomi Seibt
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I’m obeisant

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Boris Johnson talks up US trade opportunities and refuses to use the word Brexit as he lays out EU stance

(MSN)

The PM's Trade Slogan: Unleashing Britain's Potential
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Thin Boris plan emerging: Sell NHS patient data to USA

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Duncan C

Photo of Trump with pale ring around orange face prompts ridicule, hilarity and Panda comparisons

(The Independent)

Orange faced ~ ego and farce

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Erick Prosada

GOP Candidate ODs on Heroin

(CNN)

GOP Candidate ODs on Heroin
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No no, pinhead too disgraced

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Dominic Milton Trott

Srinivas Gowda: The Indian buffalo racer compared to Usain Bolt

(BBC)

The construction worker Srinivas Gowda is the fastest Indian buffalo racer
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Wow! Victor tries, ran fast, faster than Usain Bolt - is considered a fucking hero!

Anagram: Julian Lofts

January 2020 was the hottest in modern recorded history, NOAA says

(ABC News)

Hottest January in recorded history
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Intro to the canary? Sorry, he just died...

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Stephen Melkisethian

The anti-Greta: A conservative think tank takes on the global phenomenon

(MSN)

The 'anti-Greta', Naomi Seibt
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Testing, I abominate Earth.

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Dunk

A millionaire fashion designer is accused of sex trafficking and raping women and girls during 'pamper parties' at his exclusive Bahamas estate

(Insider)

The fashion mogul Peter Nygard
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Young girls, ah? Often raped them!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: Jeroen Stroes Aviation

Could we live in a world without rules?

(BBC)

Could we live in a world without rules?
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Our lucid wives wouldn't allow it here

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Thomas Hawk

Bezos's Earth Fund

(BBC)

Bezos's Earth Fund
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fund those zebras

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Insider Monkey

Prince Andrew at 60: How did the Queen's 'favourite' son fall so spectacularly from grace?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Prince Andrew has reached the age of sixty years old
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Feds hear cynical paedo had sorry sex with teenager

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Gwydion M Williams

TikTok family safe mode limits

(USA Today)

TikTok family safe mode limits
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Folks, it makes time of day limit

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Christoph Scholz

Trump awards controversial talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, who has advanced lung cancer, with the Presidential Medal of Freedom at SOTU

(Business Insider)

The US Presidential Medal of Freedom has been ~ offered to ill despised man. He’s a mean brute, eh?

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

Coronavirus diagnostic test approved

(The Verge)

Coronavirus diagnostic test approved
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US doctors provide against vector pain

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: id-iom

What if the whole world went vegan?

(BBC)

What if the whole world went vegan?
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Whew, we'll have non-fat diet growth!

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Ella Olsson

Tortoise with species-saving sex drive returns to Galápagos

(BBC)

The extremely old and fertile tortoise from the Galapagos islands
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Potent male Diego flirts, he really gets a lot of admirers and hot sex

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: jjjj56cp

Huge crater found in Laos

(The Independent)

Huge crater found in Laos
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giant round surface hole

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: MAG