Michael Bloomberg ends US presidential campaign

(BBC)

Michael Bloomberg ends US presidential campaign
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Biden’s calm - he alleges Trump is becoming paranoid

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RBG takes on Alito's argument

(CNN)

RBG takes on Alito's argument
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against bloke's rot argument

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Leah Cordice: Babysitter who had boy's baby guilty of sex with child

(BBC)

Ms Leah Cordice
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Some 'childcare'

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The difference between quarantine, isolation, and social distancing, explained

(Vox)

Social distancing
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Dissociating clan
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Citing Asian’s cold

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Native Australian smoky mouse becomes first species to be killed from bushfire smoke inhalation

(ABC)

The Australian smoky mouse is extinct
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Is unlucky - shame it exists no more. Ta-ta

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Bloomberg to join Democratic debate amid poll surge

(BBC)

Bloomberg to join Democratic debate amid poll surge
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Diplomatic combat... Argue, jostle... Bored, lingo bored me!

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Naomi Seibt: 'anti-Greta' activist called white nationalist an inspiration

(The Guardian)
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Naomi Seibt
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I’m obeisant

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Boris Johnson talks up US trade opportunities and refuses to use the word Brexit as he lays out EU stance

(MSN)

The PM's Trade Slogan: Unleashing Britain's Potential
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Thin Boris plan emerging: Sell NHS patient data to USA

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Photo of Trump with pale ring around orange face prompts ridicule, hilarity and Panda comparisons

(The Independent)

Orange faced ~ ego and farce

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GOP Candidate ODs on Heroin

(CNN)

GOP Candidate ODs on Heroin
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No no, pinhead too disgraced

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Srinivas Gowda: The Indian buffalo racer compared to Usain Bolt

(BBC)

The construction worker Srinivas Gowda is the fastest Indian buffalo racer
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Wow! Victor tries, ran fast, faster than Usain Bolt - is considered a fucking hero!

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January 2020 was the hottest in modern recorded history, NOAA says

(ABC News)

Hottest January in recorded history
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Intro to the canary? Sorry, he just died...

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The anti-Greta: A conservative think tank takes on the global phenomenon

(MSN)

The 'anti-Greta', Naomi Seibt
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Testing, I abominate Earth.

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A millionaire fashion designer is accused of sex trafficking and raping women and girls during 'pamper parties' at his exclusive Bahamas estate

(Insider)

The fashion mogul Peter Nygard
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Young girls, ah? Often raped them!

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Could we live in a world without rules?

(BBC)

Could we live in a world without rules?
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Our lucid wives wouldn't allow it here

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Bezos's Earth Fund

(BBC)

Bezos's Earth Fund
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fund those zebras

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Prince Andrew at 60: How did the Queen's 'favourite' son fall so spectacularly from grace?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Prince Andrew has reached the age of sixty years old
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Feds hear cynical paedo had sorry sex with teenager

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TikTok family safe mode limits

(USA Today)

TikTok family safe mode limits
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Folks, it makes time of day limit

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Trump awards controversial talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, who has advanced lung cancer, with the Presidential Medal of Freedom at SOTU

(Business Insider)

The US Presidential Medal of Freedom has been ~ offered to ill despised man. He’s a mean brute, eh?

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Coronavirus diagnostic test approved

(The Verge)

Coronavirus diagnostic test approved
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US doctors provide against vector pain

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