Coronavirus: Trump hurls insults as 21 cases confirmed on cruise ship

(The Guardian)

“I like the Coronavirus case numbers being where they are,” opined President Trump
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We must underreport - keep Covids on the cruise ship interminably. I agree - ban here!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jeff Gates

Best friends of 17 years discover they're actually sisters

(ABC News)

Best friends Ashley Thomas and Latoya Wimberly
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We shall try a DNA method, baby!...One family! Sisters!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

She Gets Pregnant While Pregnant

(Smithsonian)

She Gets Pregnant While Pregnant
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He sings,"Plant the new egg, partner"

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Globetrotteur17

Authorities seize alligator from Ohio basement

(ABC News)

Authorities seize alligator from Ohio basement
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Liabilities "afoot" - his gaze, armor, & enormous teeth!

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: osseous

Earth's new mini-moon

(Teslarati)

Earth's new mini-moon, ~ one with minor names

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Elizabeth Warren, Once a Front-Runner, Drops Out of Presidential Race

(The New York Times)

Her Democratic presidential campaign is undoubtedly over
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Trump - “I decided to give ‘Pocahontas’ incredibly surreal name“

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Gage Skidmore

Coronavirus in Australia: Lorryload of toilet paper catches fire

(BBC)

Coronavirus in Australia: Lorryload of toilet paper catches fire
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China: Viral crap or a tissue of lies to order at a furnace (poorly lit)

Anagram: Robert Jordan

Michael Bloomberg ends US presidential campaign

(BBC)

Michael Bloomberg ends US presidential campaign
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Biden’s calm - he alleges Trump is becoming paranoid

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: DonkeyHotey

RBG takes on Alito's argument

(CNN)

RBG takes on Alito's argument
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against bloke's rot argument

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: DonkeyHotey

Leah Cordice: Babysitter who had boy's baby guilty of sex with child

(BBC)

Ms Leah Cordice
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Some 'childcare'

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Leah Cordice/Tiktok

The difference between quarantine, isolation, and social distancing, explained

(Vox)

Social distancing
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Dissociating clan
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Citing Asian’s cold

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Prachatai

Native Australian smoky mouse becomes first species to be killed from bushfire smoke inhalation

(ABC)

The Australian smoky mouse is extinct
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Is unlucky - shame it exists no more. Ta-ta

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Office of Environment and Heritage

Bloomberg to join Democratic debate amid poll surge

(BBC)

Bloomberg to join Democratic debate amid poll surge
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Diplomatic combat... Argue, jostle... Bored, lingo bored me!

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Mike Bloomberg

Naomi Seibt: 'anti-Greta' activist called white nationalist an inspiration

(The Guardian)
Embed from Getty Images

Naomi Seibt
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I’m obeisant

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Boris Johnson talks up US trade opportunities and refuses to use the word Brexit as he lays out EU stance

(MSN)

The PM's Trade Slogan: Unleashing Britain's Potential
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Thin Boris plan emerging: Sell NHS patient data to USA

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Duncan C

Photo of Trump with pale ring around orange face prompts ridicule, hilarity and Panda comparisons

(The Independent)

Orange faced ~ ego and farce

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Erick Prosada

GOP Candidate ODs on Heroin

(CNN)

GOP Candidate ODs on Heroin
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No no, pinhead too disgraced

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Dominic Milton Trott

Srinivas Gowda: The Indian buffalo racer compared to Usain Bolt

(BBC)

The construction worker Srinivas Gowda is the fastest Indian buffalo racer
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Wow! Victor tries, ran fast, faster than Usain Bolt - is considered a fucking hero!

Anagram: Julian Lofts

January 2020 was the hottest in modern recorded history, NOAA says

(ABC News)

Hottest January in recorded history
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Intro to the canary? Sorry, he just died...

Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Stephen Melkisethian

The anti-Greta: A conservative think tank takes on the global phenomenon

(MSN)

The 'anti-Greta', Naomi Seibt
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Testing, I abominate Earth.

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Dunk